Sunday, July 09, 2017

TKC MUST SEE!!! WESTPORT ICE CREAM BAKERY BANDIT CAUGHT ON CAMERA AMID KANSAS CITY SOCIAL MEDIA MANHUNT!!!



Today, most of the locals on social media are looking for a brazen crook who attacked one of the newest businesses in Westport.

The sitch:

NEWLY OPENED WESTPORT ICE CREAM BAKERY ALREADY ENDURES KANSAS CITY CRIME AND THIS CLIP FEATURES A NASTY SUSPECT ALLEGEDLY STEALING FROM THE FAMILY BIZ!!!

The write-up of the crime is EPIC.

Take a look:

This yellow-bellied, dingleberry, soft-penis, candy-ass burglarized the Westport Ice Cream Bakery at 4120 Pennsylvania Avenue on 7-8-17 at 4:37 a.m. CST. The loser was last seen driving his mom's black clunker Chevy Impala or another such late model POS model sedan.

If you know this turd-eating, sister-kissing, mother-lover, we are offering a $1,000 CASH REWARD for information leading to the arrest and conviction.

Please contact the KCPD at 816-474-8477 or the Westport Ice Cream Bakery directly at 816-214-8887.

Take a look:



Many thanks to the locals who sent this one my way and it's nice to see Kansas City Internets denizens pushing back against increasing crime this Summer.

Developing . . .

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

World Class City

Anonymous said...

Cool !

Anonymous said...

No it's Cool Daddy-O!

Anonymous said...

Somebitch had better not taken the Rocky Road or I'm gonna hunt him down and hurt his ass.

Anonymous said...

Everyone can be upset ,angry but their FB post was almost as bad as the crime.
I wouldn't share that post, whata douche

JoJo said...

Welcome to Westport. Prepare to be robbed! Same for merchants and patrons.

Anonymous said...

Meth is a HELL of a drug.

Anonymous said...

The crime in Westport has been our if hand for quite awhile. Hope it gets better this Summer but it doesn't look like it.

Anonymous said...

$ 1000 reward for arrest yes, conviction won't never happen.

Silverback Sly said...

Tonys spam filter hard at work fighting to keep racism at bay...

Anonymous said...

AMISH PEOPLE INNER CITY YOUTH SCHOLAR'S ALWAYS love watermelon flavoured ice cream ¡!

JoJo said...

^^^ Okay, now that shit is FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

Close Westport and build the airport there.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'll point out the white elephant in the room, who in this day and age leaves that much money in the cash register overnight anywhere in KC???

Anonymous said...

Another white elephant would be these cameras which supposedly make crime tougher and places safer.

It is just footage of the crook making crime look easy.
All this footage and we still do not know who it is even with his car ideling in the drive.