Monday, July 17, 2017

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! INTERNETS TEMPERS FLARE AMID CITY HALL TOUTING HEATWAVE KANSAS CITY POLICE WELLNESS CHECK!!!



Kansas City INSIDERS and awesome denizens of our blog community direct out attention to more Internets controversy betwixt activists and authorities during hot Summer days.

To wit . . .

CITY HALL EARNS ANGRY PUSH BACK AFTER TOUTING KCPD WELLNESS CHECKS DURING THE HEATWAVE!!!

Here's the offending tweet:



That seems rather benign but the City Hall info inspired wrath among some denizens of the local community.

And so . . .

HERE ARE THE TOP 5 FOLKS WHO MIGHT NOT NEED A KCPD HEATWAVE WELLNESS CHECK!!!

Take a peek:

1. Don't Send Police To Check On People With Warrants

Most locals never think about this one but sending the po-po to check on friends who are wanted might result in some hard time in the cooler.

2. Keep Dangerous Doggies Away From KCPD

This was actually the greatest debate among a litany of complaints as many local doggie owners are scared police will gun down their canine friends during the hot Summer months.

3. Avoid Police Conflict With Angry Oldsters

Not everybody enjoys company . . .

4. Calling Police To Pay A Courtesy Call To Drug Houses Is A Plan For Disaster

This one should go without saying . . . And, yes, weed counts too.

5. Forgo KCPD Wellness Check On Residents Who Leave Guns Out In The Open And Unattended

We believe in gun rights here @ TKC but not everybody has the same idea about gun safety and inviting police over to a house where guns are just laying around is certainly not a good idea.

As always, we want to facilitate more understanding and discussion as Internets flame wars provide less information and KC just wants to see everyone survive the recent high temperatures.

Developing . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Some people just don't understand common courtesy.

Anonymous said...

It's a shame that ANY interaction with police, where your identity is known or discussed WILL result in a quick criminal records check. I appreciate what the police do, and you couldn't pay me enough to work in the KCPD, AND I've only had one outstanding warrant in my life; but: I wish they would treat a wellness check as just that, a wellness check. Not a records check. Same as when the fire and police departments come knocking for a "free" test of smoke detectors and safety check: make no mistake, they are actively looking for conditions under which you could be fined, and or otherwise harassed by their imbued powers. I'm always polite and friendly to police, but if they're on my doorstep, I'll step outside and pull the door closed behind me. My house, my business, my life; and shoot, the worst thing they would find is general mess of children.

Anonymous said...

Good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor Tony...

Anonymous said...


Angry Oldsters....Funny

Anonymous said...

As far as the internet I think most of Kansas City;s leadership didn't even know what social media was until Google came along and taught them to tweet.

Anonymous said...

We live in a fairly calm neighborhood; drug-riddled, but calm. I wouldn't DARE knock on anyone's door, day or night. You just don't know who is packing heat and more than ready to use it. The police are not welcome in my neighborhood because of so many wants and warrants.

Anonymous said...

Yes no doubt every one in KCMO stays glued to the city's twitter feeds to be reassured we are the worlds premier innovator in everything tech.

Anonymous said...

Get Your Twinkies on The World Wide Web

LMAO

Anonymous said...

can Planet HoHo and Planet Ding Dong Web sites be far behind?

Anonymous said...

All the responses are about black people.

Why don't you mention that Tony? Why are you in denial about our problem?

Why don't you mention 89% of the murders in KC in 2016 involved black people?

It's a fact.

Are you afraid of facts?

Super Dave said...

KCPD can't handle the calls they have now. So the last thing they need each day is a 100 or so check the welfare calls.

Bullhorn Porky Butt was saying he was going to go door to door saying hi, well then here you go, he can make all the welfare check calls and leave the PD to deal with the real Po-Po calls.

Anonymous said...

lET thE nOGGz rOaSt

Anonymous said...

KCPD can't even fight crime much less check on people.
Dumb idea.

Anonymous said...

Think of it as a personal taxpayer provided concierge service.

Anonymous said...

Check for welfare I need a check

Anonymous said...

I've got a novel idea. Why dont you call the fucking fire department if there is a health issue due to heat? You'll likely die on one of those ancient ambulances being driven by minimum wage employees. But at least you'll be cooler when they put your dead ass in the cooler at the hospital.

I love it said...

Trump said he was gonna get me an air condition.

Anonymous said...

Gibbs me free stuff and I'll not going to bang chimp out with my Boyz gunna hump an stay chillin just a smoking weed and beating up white people ?

Anonymous said...

Whatever you have "laying about" in your home, is your business and as long as it's legal, fuck everybody else.