Saturday, July 15, 2017

TKC EXCLUSIVE FACT CHECK!!! MILITARY HELICOPTERS OVER MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY SEND INTERNETS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS INTO PANIC MODE!!!



The clueless Kansas City social media echo chamber has been raising fear and crazy theories rather than checking with insiders and experts regarding the typical appearance of military helicopters over Midtown.

No, there wasn't a Black Hawk helicopter invasion of Midtown today and they didn't drop by to pickup Lamar's donuts.

To wit . . .

SPECIAL THANKS TO KANSAS CITY INSIDERS FOR THIS QUICK AND DIRTY EXPLANATION OF THE WAR MACHINES FLYING OVER MIDTOWN!!!

Here's the word from an expert we respect and trust:

"I'm not going to tell you exactly what they were doing but a lot of people forget that KC is a stone's throw away from one of the biggest military bases in the nation. So it shouldn't be a surprise that we see these helicopters making their way across the city. Constant training and flying in formation isn't a cause for some of these stupid comments and posts that are intended to create panic and suspicion. It's a sign that our forces are always ready to protect citizens and constantly working to improve their skills . . ."

Again, we respect the fact check and remind readers that these helicopters have ALWAYS flown over Kansas City.

And so, clueless reddit d-bags, scared tweeters, fantastical Facebook denizens merely prove that they're out of the loop and looking for attention and attempting to spread panic by way of ignorance about routine military operations that are regularly seen by Kansas City residents.

You decide . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

God Bless the U.S.A.!

Joey G. said...

Somewhat agree with Tony's take here. The twitter comments were the worst and it's a shame that people forget all about Whiteman right across the way. It's like facebook is making people stupider.

Anonymous said...

I feel safer already.

Anonymous said...

Awww no fun!

Was hoping that Alex Jones would get this one, take his shirt off and start running toward the Plaza to fight the lizard people.

Anonymous said...

Its the KKK and Jackyl da Ripper on an urgent population control mission.

Anonymous said...

People on Facebook are stupid motherfuckers. Lots of queers and busybody whores with nothing better to do in life.

Jonsie said...

Whoever was spreading panic must not wake up very early in the morning. The helicopters are a pretty regular occurance if you are out of bed before 9. I guess that excludes most people using facebook.

Anonymous said...

It's greitens sending sLIE a message!!

Wyatt Earp, Dodge City said...

To bad they are not here tonight to fly over and spot the bad guys on the streets with guns and the light them up like they do overseas.

Anonymous said...

Amen Wyatt Earp. A-freaking-men.

Anonymous said...

^^^ That's is probably the only thing that is going to clean up KC. It's time to teach people about consequences for shooting up neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope that the choppers light up the douchebag homosexual agenda bitchery black people lesbian Hood Killa City with some crazy shit fire power and cap some of the inner city youth scholar gang bangers that prey upon normal human beings white people . It's pretty much easier when you're over the hood with full automatic 50 caliber machine guns and laser guidance system smart bombs ¡!¿?

Anonymous said...

They're Russian choppers. They're part of Comrade Putin and Comrade Trumps first step to complete military takeover of the country.

Anonymous said...


4:16 Another Byron the dumbshit. Don't you remember, those under Bill "the rapist Clinton" said: if you saw black helicopters you were "crazy" because they don't exist. Don't you remember Hillary selling uranium to Russia to use on us if they wanted to and how about Oreo Obama with the pinko filling helping Iran build Nukes and you call Trump a commie? LMAO

Keep posting, your statements are hilariously ignorant. Don't forget your tin foil hat.

Anonymous said...

9:38 What fucking consequences???? This is Kansas Shitty where thugs are the "real"victims and there are bigger fish to fry like hotels, boon entertainment districts and other more important shit.

Crazy Clown said...

FACT

KCMO Residents would rather have BULLITTSflying thru the air, then helicopters

just ask any Degenerate low life HOODRAT,,,,,, he'll tell ya !