Monday, July 31, 2017

Kansas City Back To The Monday Grind!!!



AND WE'RE BACK!!!

Lindsay and her legacy of online hotness inspires this return to the local discourse and a quick collection of all the top news stories this morning. Take a peek:

The Downtown Agenda This Week

What's cookin' in Downtown - Jul. 31-Aug. 6

Here is the highlight reel of what's happening in Downtown KC from Monday to Sunday, July 31-Aug. 6: Branford Marsalis Quartet, featuring guest vocalist Kurt Elling, will light up Downtown in a special performance at 7 p.m. Monday in the Muriel Kauffman Theatre at the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts.


Local LGBT History

Why Kansas City's contentious LGBT history is relevant today

Kansas City played a significant role in the battle to protect the rights of gays and lesbians. A planned documentary called "The Ordinance Project" will chronicle the little-known story of local efforts in the 1990s to pass civil-rights protections based on sexual orientation and HIV-status.


Kansas City Police Academy Hijinks

KCPD puts potential officers to the test

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - More than 90 people were put through the physical agility test at the Kansas City Regional Police Academy on Sunday. It's one of several tests they have to pass to become a Kansas City Police Department officer. The men and women have to complete the obstacle course in less than 3 minutes and 36 seconds.


Celebrate The Local Stacks

Awards Season: KC Councilman Quinton Lucas Underscores Library's Value to Community

Libraries were Quinton Lucas' salvation. The Kansas City councilman offered a moving tribute to libraries in general, and the Kansas City Public Library in particular, at a recent event at which the city and the Library were presented a 2017 LibraryAware Community Award.


KCMO Global Climate Change!!!

Below-average temperatures expected this week

Rain will be possible mid-week.


Future - You Da Baddest ft. Nicki Minaj is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The world has not been kind to Lindsey and coke is a hell of a drug.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay is a drunken slut. I would still get on her though.

Super Dave said...

AND WE'RE BACK!!!

Didn't know you had left and gone anywhere.

Anonymous said...

OH SD...like you didn't hear him nawing his arm off bout 3:30 am,to get out from underneath your ol' ladie...Please!! I know you've got that California Queen,but still Dave ,let's cut the crap.

Anonymous said...

Only 90 coming to take the KCPD test. That's pathetic.

Anonymous said...

They turn me away said all I was interested in was breaking heads, black heads. I don't know where they got that idea from. Must have been something I wrote down in my application oh well fuck it

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- Bottom Line

Every Monday morning, Lindsay comes into my office and gives an oral report of her bad-girl weekend vices, asks for her punishment, and then gets back to the daily grind!!!

Anonymous said...

Expect Mary Sandcheez Star editorial to demand that KCPD should prioritize hiring trans-gender wannabe's who need financial assistance to become the gender they desire.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to know the history of faggots. I want to know how we are going to make faggots history.