Friday, June 16, 2017

Tracy Talks Pricey Westport Parking Probs

One of our favorite local bloggers discusses fear and loathing of another Midtown expense amid broken promises . . .

Safety alert! Westport now charging $5 for covered parking, hiring attendants--and more guards!

This just in: the REAL news is Westport is so unsafe the merchants have panicked to keep the law abiding customers more safe from crazed druggies and drunks and Bernie Sanders voters out to wreak havoc. Their FAKE news story is: Whoa, Yea, "We're finding better, safer ways to park your automobile."

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Tracy Thomas nails it again. But she buried the lead. KCMO is a summertime war zone.

Anonymous said...

Isn't the big new apartment going to solve the crime? Chase out all the undesirables who can't afford $17 smashed avocado on toast as the well to do move into their luxury Westport apartment where that stupid old bank and parking lot is?

Anonymous said...

She should stick to writing her shitty, low quality radio ads.

Retro ROCKER said...

The answer is urban renewal tear down every rat infested dwelling that caters to drugs violence and build newer office space and home. Urban renewal is what is happening in Downtown Kansas city Missouri. If they can't afford to live there they will have to move farther south Look out Grand View

Anonymous said...

Man, I have always wanted to fuck Tracy. I guess it's that librarian look

Anonymous said...

When did they start letting her back in Mizzery again. Statute of limitations must've run out.

Anonymous said...

Don't get your dick near that diseased wormhole.

Anonymous said...

Dick Tracy ?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Tracy live in Shawnee/Lenexa? If so, she should be used to a hood that's quickly becoming ghetto.