Sunday, June 18, 2017

TKC TOLD YOU SO!!! BOULEVARDIA BUSTED AFTER BAD WEATHER!!!

Aftermath from last night's hipster booze-a-thon cut short. Checkit:

Boulevardia festival closes for evening due to storm damage

Joe Shinkle SOURCE: Joe Shinkle The Boulevardia street festival in Kansas City's West Bottoms had to close early on Saturday night due to damage sustained from severe weather. It appeared several tents were damaged. "ALERT: we cannot safely continue w/ the schedule. Thank you for your patience, but we are officially closing our borders.

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Celebrate!!!! TKC celebrates any and all destruction in Kansas City!!!!

Anonymous said...

It was mainly for dumbass millenials anyway. No big deal. They can get drunk whenever and show off their dumbass beards and tattoos anytime.

Anonymous said...

Ditto

Anonymous said...

I'm a millennial and yes I have a beard and tattoos. That don't make me a dumbass. Lots of other people were there with beards and tattoos. A whole lot of them. You don't know what it's like, man.

Anonymous said...

Millennials just need to get with the damn program and realize that the only things worth their time in this town are following the Chiefs and their college sports, BBQ and once or twice a summer going down to The Lake.
All other pastimes are just a complete waste and liable to get them called a pussy and/or faggot by the real winners in life.

Anonymous said...

Ditto that 9:07

Anonymous said...

There's always beard maintenance, flannel shirt sales, and gender confusion too.

Anonymous said...

But millenials are pussies and faggotd. Why can't we call them that?

Anonymous said...

Lol do u drive a Subaru or Prius?

Anonymous said...

Good thing there are very few millennial nigs because they all get shot or die of aids in prison and heart disease with a side dish if sickle cell. The blacks bears are fake like news and Jews in pews it's just my views. Cum guy nigs the nig

Anonymous said...

-Thanks, Siri.

Anonymous said...

Another drunken millenial egofest. La dee da.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Birkenstoks rock.

Anonymous said...

Warm shitola beer , crap food , too many Pozers and metrosrexual tranny's dickheads at this place ! Location really sucks , guess that now boulevard is all big and corporate , they're just not gunna give a shit about the quality of the beer or losing once loyal customer base ¡!

Anonymous said...

Lol can I cum on u2

Anonymous said...

Oh shit huh well that does sound like a bummer I was content sitting here at the house watching the game drinking my usual Hams. Hey people laugh people say it's gross but let me tell you I can still get a 12-pack for under five bucks and another perk, nobody EVER asks me for a beer ! hello !! LOL I love the shit..The Beer Refreshing, baby .

Anonymous said...

Cuz you get your punk ass kicked all over the fucking Street that's why but you already knew that ,faggot

Anonymous said...

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We have a special way of "correcting " special dick heads. Lol come see me,pedo boy .

Anonymous said...

I bet you don't have an awesome beard or tattoos, dude.

Anonymous said...

Millenials just grow beards and get tattoos so everyone will not notice what dumb stupid pussies they are. They also listen to shitty music. Most of them are gay faggots.

Anonymous said...

That's one of the douchebag homosexual agenda bitchery reasons I'm never going to that tranny festival again ¡!

Anonymous said...

Life is tough. We end up having to go to Colkege and get degrees and work the rest of our lives! That's crap! Our parents live too long and end up spending a lot of our inheritance. It's a real grind at work competing- I liked it when we got trophies for just showing up at sporting events like soccer games... why should they grade us at work? Just the other day I ended up putting in 8.5 hours work- I realize I am salaried, but that's so yesterday... The companies owe us. Why do I have to pay social security taxes? That's bull- I would rather try and save my own money and invest it in my friends' start ups... The government should buy me a car and pay off my college... hell I got a 2.6 GPA- they owe me. Some may say we are entitled - we are. We are the future and really - why should I have to work more than 20 hours? I need to FaceTime or YouTube and snatchchap update my social media on my Facebook because that is what drives Prosperity- people need to know what I do- it's important that others know my feelings.

Anonymous said...

? Sounds like 7:05 needs a participation trophy.... pathetic!

Anonymous said...

@1:19 You would be a lot funnier and perhaps even more intimidating if you could spell correctly.

-Cum Guy 3000

Anonymous said...

Wow, the millenials seem to be the only one's having any fun in this city!