Tuesday, June 13, 2017

TKC MUST SEE!!! ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON: CHEAP CLASSES DISGUISE HELPS SUSPECT EVADE POLICE CAPTURE!!!



Tonight Kansas City's top crime activist report a missed opportunity and the success of the old glasses trick . . .

Activist Alonzo Washington reports that a suspect simply wearing glasses helped evade impending capture.

Luckily, Mr. Washington's community of over 5K friends and 1K followers has offered the police more help in finding the suspect.

Developing . . .

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Pffffttt Alonzo needs to get a real job and stop freeloading off others

Anonymous said...

Maybe Sly will appoint Alonzo as Chief Farte's replacement.

Anonymous said...

5K friends not one of which would loan him a dime if he was desperate.

LMAO

Anonymous said...

^^^ Makes him appear popular

Lolz


Anonymous said...

Alonzo needs to be on Law & Order. Except he's too fucking stupid.

Anonymous said...

Alonzo would have captured the perp himself but he could not get his Toys 'R Us drone started.

Retro ROCKER said...

The more this guy get involved the worse the crime gets.Much of this is BLACK ON BLACK CRIME. WHERE IS BLACK LIVES MATTER THERE IS MORE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME THEN COPS KILLING CRIMINALS.