Thursday, June 15, 2017

LIVING IN A BOX: WITNESS MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY MODULAR APARTMENT LIFE!!!



Check this clip showing off timelapse construction of this trendy location within walking distance of nearly 1/2 the crackheads in Kansas City . . .

"3435 Main is Kansas City's first modular apartment building. The apartment "pods" were manufactured in Nebraska and shipped to Kansas City one by one. This style of construction creates two major benefits for you. Each individual unit is it's own apartment, so they were double insulated on the top, bottom, and sides. When stacked side by side, this creates four layers of insulation which is unheard of in the traditional apartment build industry and provides premium seclusion from your neighbors. The 2nd main benefit to you is efficiency and quality control. You can rest easy knowing that every single one of these rental units were built with minimal construction waste and measured perfectly in a facility . . ."

Also, it's right next to the 2nd scariest Burger King in all of Kansas City wherein the exceptionally angry employees are genuinely surprised that anybody is optimistic enough to place an order.

You decide . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Everything's up to date in Kansas City!

Anonymous said...

The boutique retail spaces at the bottom will soon fill with check cashing shops and a pop-up Jackson Hewitt.

Anonymous said...

And don't forget the Cricket phone store and a nail salon.

Anonymous said...

Looks awesome! What craftsmanship!

Anonymous said...

Another triumph of Soviet-style architecture!
I was wondering where all those Russian architects ended up after the fall of the Soviet Union.
What imagination and creativity!
When does the apartment project made out of shipping crates get its TIF and tax abatements?
A city filled with cheap schlocky ugly crap.
KCMO is on the move!

Anonymous said...

Millennials want to live in shipping containers and have driverless cars.

More time for staring at their phones!

Anonymous said...

Very weird location. The $1.49 10-piece nuggets next door are actually not that bad. The rip-off is when you order a small coke to wash them down.

Anonymous said...

These little pup's will go like hotcakes .. hate to to what it'll look like in 10 years or so.....scary .

Anonymous said...

Weez be competin' wit Zilicon Valley wit diz zhit!

Anonymous said...

They will live in an outhouse. If told it's trendy.

Susie Burke said...

$870 a month for a 418 sq foot closet er studio apartment. Plus a monthly water bill that's almost as much as the rent. What's not to like?

Anonymous said...

That Burger King is closed half the time because they can't keep enough labor to cook anything....

Anonymous said...

Oh, but they'll have a streetcar at their front door by 2023 when the building is falling apart.

Anonymous said...

The critics are referring to the neighborhood around the apartments. This construction technique is very solid. It's the tenants that will cause the problems. Hope it succeeds, though.