Thursday, June 29, 2017

Fear Kansas City Northland No Pants Suspect

Crime moves across the bridge even if fashion is slow to follow . . .

Man without pants robs Northland gas station; police arrested naked suspect next day

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A man wearing only a pink shirt and flip-flops robbed a Northland gas station on Tuesday and now police and prosecutors say they have identified and charged that half-naked robber. Jeremy McNack, 25, is charged in Clay County with robbery and armed criminal action at the World Liquors Shell gas station, 600 N.W.

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

At least this idiot won't get mean jean petersucker baker to give him probation, clayco doesn't mess around with these fools!

Retro ROCKER said...

Oh yeah they call him the streek he's going to jail for 5 YEAR AND 1 WEEK.

Anonymous said...

After seeing him naked they charged him with Assault with a dead weapon.

Anonymous said...

Is he related to Alonzo?

Anonymous said...

If Byron had a son.

Anonymous said...

....he'd be aborted because the woman would have an obligation as a "worldwide" health choice.

Anonymous said...

8:16 - they also charged with attempting to fire blanks.