Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Fading Kansas City Pitch Magazine Publishes Yet Another 'Progressive' Partisan Screed



The last remaining Pitch loyalists attempt to defend against this criticism of ours because it's one that cuts closest to their core . . . The Pitch sucks now because they've hoped aboard the boring "progressive" bandwagon and lost their love of true SNARK that lashes out against politicos from both left and right.



We have no problem clowning Kansas SecState Kris Kobach but there's so much more to joke about his career that doesn't line up EXACTLY with Kansas Democratic Party talking points.

For instance . . .

- Despite his protestations, he blew his big shot with Team Trump by trying to be a bigger cheese-ball than the Cheeto-in-Chief.

- His eloquence, Ivy League education and brilliant legal mind has mostly been wasted on Sunday AM Talk radio boner-bill audiences who would agree with a tomato if said tomato also hated Mexicans, Prez Obama and/or Hillary Clinton.

- The job of top ranking, meanest, baddest, toughest Conservative in Kansas is a DEAD END. Just ask Sen. Bob Dole who was, again, pushing boner pills and Pepsi as the finale of his years of tireless public service.

Moreover, right now SecState Kobach could be EASILY ousted by a far more moderate and reasonable Kansas Republican BUT instead the Pitch is working to push DNC rhetoric that doesn't really line up with reality. The Guv Brownback connection is WEAKSAUCE . . . And simply reveals that the new partisan branding of the Pitch actually BETRAYS the desperate Kansas City need for an INDEPENDENT AND ALTERNATIVE view of politics that The Pitch once championed.

Take a look:



Pitch: Kris Kobach sets out to fill Kansas’ coming Brownback void — and enlarge the state’s woes

You decide . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Whateva...

Meet your next Governor.

Anonymous said...

Nobody reads their drivel anymore. It's a rag, written for pussies and written by pussies.

Anonymous said...

kobach, the far-right bigot who makes immigrants quake with fear and gay boys swoon with desire

Anonymous said...

I'm swooning.
I want to lick him all over.

Anonymous said...

I pray that the simps in Kansas elect this guy. Scamin' Sammy started the job of destroying the state, and this fool will finish it. Come on rubes elect this guy!

Anonymous said...

Are you a faggot?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, with the dumbasses outside Eastern KS, this guy is probably the odds on favorite to continue the trashing of the state.

Anonymous said...

So is TKC offically a right wing rag? Tony pushing the gop agenda now????

Anonymous said...

Tony is a double agent.

Haven't you all figured that out by now!

Remember, always use a "friends" computer when posting here.

Anonymous said...

Kkkris Kkkobach is a kkkocksucker.

Anonymous said...

I just tore of a gig corner of the Pitch and wiped my ass with it. Obviously the Pitch has some useful purpose.

Anonymous said...

P A R A N O I A
WILL
DESTROY
YA!

Anonymous said...

10:27, It's also free potty paper for home alone doggies and fire pit starter.

Crazy Clown said...

The PITCH Sucks has for several years !

They've hired a bunch of naïve clueless inept liberals to report stupid non revelant news that they then try to spin as news, about like KCTV5 !!!