Saturday, May 27, 2017

TKC MUST SEE!!! WHAT WILL YOU GIVE COUNCIL DUDE JERMAINE REED FOR HIS B-DAY KANSAS CITY MAYORAL PARTY?!?



Kansas City 3rd District Council Dude Jermaine Reed is busy planning his next move and a long-shot effort to sneak into the Mayor's Office.

To wit . . .

CHECK COUNCIL DUDE REED THROWING A HIGH-CLASS B-DAY BASH IN DOWNTOWN LUXURY APARTMENTS!!!

Here's the card a hint that money is always the easiest way to a politico's heart . . .



The first major KCMO Mayoral campaign event kinda sends mixed messages and while the candidate rages against the Trump administration . . . It's hard to identify with all the plebs from a luxury penthouse.



You decide . . .

34 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What???? Is he turning 21???

Anonymous said...

Haha nothing says 3rd District like a party at the pool at One Light and P&L

Anonymous said...

^^^^ +1

Does he even know that Jared Kushner owns a piece of that building. he's "raging" alright, against the same people who pay his way.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that what negroes do?
Negroes aren't intelligent enough to hold a job, they get paid, housed, fed, educated, doctored courtesy of the government. So they retaliate against all this by stealing, raping, shooting, drugging.

Anonymous said...

One way ticket out of town.

Anonymous said...

How appropriate. Party at a taxpayer subsidized condo.

Colonel Sanders said...

HOST COMMITTEE "Ultra Champion" donation, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken includes a tour of the "Citadel", a night of revelry at 18th and Vine with body guards (Includes a tour of the Negro Baseball Museum-exclusively for just you, ((No one else ever, ever goes there))), a 'JuJu Bwana' themed tour through Westport after midnight, again, with bodyguards, a 'Diversity Themed' trip through the Plaza to view first hand, the benefits that black politicians bring to business and finally, a tax payer funded trip to Johnson County where you can see where all of the money is going in just a few short years.

(For an extra $50.00, you can get an autographed picture of Byron Funkhouser in Black Face.)

Crazy Clown said...

3rd District Council Dude Jermaine ,looks like a Degenerate Stupid Cockroach,, he'd look good in a trunk of a car !!!

Anonymous said...

It's hard to understand what the "Host Committee In Formation" on the invitation means, but it would sure be interesting to find out who is on that committee and also who attends and donates.
And it would be hard to design an event that's more of a slap in the face of this District's constituents and which more clearly shows the complete lack of interest and concern for what's going on east of Troost.
Amateurish self-serving political hacks in KCMO government have been the rule for a long time, but with the rigged streetcar votes, Mike's hotel, the airport nonsense, endless subsidies, and a complete abandonment of interest in issues like public safety and street maintenance, this latest gang at 12th and Oak have reached a whole new plateau of arrogance and incompetence.
Over the cliff!

Anonymous said...

Will any airport contractors be there?

Anonymous said...

If I were a resident of KCMO. And thank GOD i'm not I'd stay away from blacks, women or bata male cucks. So no Cleaver or Sly types. No Kay Waldo-Cronkite-Waldo-who gives a fuck barnes types, or The Funk types. Their the ones that got you into the mess your in now.

If there is a white, Christian male, who doesn't let his wife run his life, VOTE FOR HIM!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

There may be higher-priced tickets available for VIPs, just ask.

Ladies Who Lunch said...

From a purely political point of view that invite sucks.
The wording is clunky.
Host committee should be in place, if one is even needed. Shows a lack of real support from campaign donors.
This Birthday Bash reeks of an Alvin Brooks bullshit move. Reed is operating on 1987 campaign strategy.

BTW, you won't see me in attendance. It will be a sparse crowd unless Reed sends out an emergency email begging family members to show up. City hall insiders will just send regrets along with a $250 check.

Anonymous said...

Ethnic violation who's going to report this? All campaign literature must have paid by!

Anonymous said...

Bring me your white women!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah! This guy will fix KC. Just what the town needs is another Boon mayor and his pet projects designed to benefit you know who.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he will be wearing his Cookie Monster tshirt and cargo shorts that he wore to a community meeting a while back when everyone else was in suits

Anonymous said...

A big ol' box of TNB.

Anonymous said...

Will he get a bigger cut if he wins?

There's something about thirty years of contracting work, so that would cover him and several future mayors.

Anonymous said...

Crosby Kemper would make a great mayor.

KCMO needs somebody smart and classy.

He's a downtown believer and would know he has to downplay the intellectual purism for practicality.



Anonymous said...

Just to be clear, are people supposed to wear swimwear?

Anonymous said...

The hot white chicks should wear skimpy bikinis! and be prepared for private screenings in the VIP room!!!

Byron Funkhouser said...

"It's hard to identify with all the plebs from a luxury penthouse."

I don't give middle class people gifts.


Byron Funkhouser said...

7:54, it's not that I like blacks more than whites, it's that I don't like racial haters, & I prefer the company of my own class.

Anonymous said...

Keep your wallets close by. As for voting for this guy, no thanks I want someone who will put the boot down on the rampant crime in this city. Its out of control.

Barry Obama said...

Byron collects money by way of this legislation that I passed, "THE AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT"

President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons With No Ability. The Transportation Security Agency was a close runner up. Under the act, it will be perfectly acceptable to be in second place.

Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the inept include retail sales (72 percent), the airline industry (68 percent), and home-improvement warehouse stores (65 percent). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the nonabled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

"As a nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Vice President Joe Biden: "As an ex-senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."

Anonymous said...

You like that black nut sack slapping your asshole

Anonymous said...

Ruh Roh..., Byron may have to start working for his money.

http://www.myajc.com/news/breaking-news/thousands-dropped-from-food-stamps-due-work-requirements/nAcoTvoPq4LBO0u42Z8CTP/

Anonymous said...

FACTS:
Reed has an inspiring story about overcoming the odds and reaching a modicum of success, while simultaneously reinforcing the stereotype about black single mothers and their struggles to overcome.

Reed's success in gaining a Council seat is primarily about location, location, location. Everyone knows the 3rd District is the most depressed and stressed district in KCMO. There has been a dearth of qualified candidates from this district, hence Reed and Lucas have been able to easily claim spots.

Not to purposely offend, but Reed is not very bright, and struggles to speak clearly and make pertinent arguments. For a recent example, I would direct you to the two public hearings already held on the single-terminal proposal. They have videotaped and are available for review.

Perhaps, as has been speculated, Reed is simply trying to raise his profile and angle for a new position after he terms out as Council member. Realists understand that Reed has zero chance of ever becoming Mayor. Scott Taylor has already been selected as KC's next Mayor by the business community (see campaign finance disclosures), unless/until he blows up his candidacy with more stupid remarks.

Anonymous said...

I would give him a watermelon. That seems appropriate

Anonymous said...

Just when you might think that the circus at the KCMO city hall couldn't possibly get any more ridiculous, yet another clown gets out of the car.
This show needs a bigger tent and more rings!
It already has a ringmaster with a bullhorn.

Anonymous said...

Tony's new hero. You can bet on that!!!

Byron Funkhouser said...

2:17, sorry, I don't receive food stamps.

I made so much money when I was working, so now my monthly stipend is too high to qualify.

Anonymous said...

^^^ The price you pay for being in that class you speak of.