Friday, May 19, 2017

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! CONTROVERSIAL LINGERIE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS COMING SOON TO KANSAS CITY!!!



File this one under "hard news" and proof that sex and violence have a growing influence over the local reptilian brain.

On the other (free) hand . . . There's clearly an audience for this bit of sport and lingerie fights aren't so bad as long as there are soft pillows and lots of giggling.

Still, this event looks a bit rougher than that . . .

Nasdaq: Lingerie Fighting Championships To Hold July 8th Event in Kansas City

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Lingerie Fighting Championships, Inc. ("LFC") announced today it has signed a three event deal with TC Enterprise Solutions that will see the controversial MMA league hold events in Kansas City, Dallas and Miami. The first of the three shows will be Lingerie Fighting Championships 23: Guilty Pleasures and will take place Saturday July 8 in Kansas City.

"We're very excited to have the opportunity to bring our show to some of the best MMA cities in the country," said Shaun Donnelly, LFC's Chief Executive Officer. "Kansas City has been building a great reputation as a strong MMA market, hosting their first UFC event there last month."

Developing . . . 

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't see a link to book a ticket.

Anonymous said...

"Kansas City has been building a great reputation as a strong MMA market, hosting their first UFC event there last month." Wat? One event and a great reputation is built?

Anonymous said...

Now, events like these show what KCMO is really all about.
"Smart city"? No.
Arts capital of the country? Not hardly.
Cutting-edge transit hub? You have to be joking.
Cattle drives, barbecue, and lingerie wrestling? Now you're talking!
Will the event be subsidized by the taxpayers like everything else?
Frosty.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe an event of this magnitude could be held in a city without a 1,000 room hotel or a single terminal airport. The streetcar must have been the deciding factor.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous @ 6:52 a.m. - you made me laugh out loud with your spot-on assessment of Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

Finally, some news worth reporting. These chicks are porno hot.

Anonymous said...

^^^not for you creep-a-zoid. Stick with what you know: female rejection and premature ejaculation.

Anonymous said...

Ah, projection. ;)

Anonymous said...

^^Ah, rejection^^^

Anonymous said...

I am so Down !!

Anonymous said...

Hey 1:46 PM, it's 1:20PM here. Since I'm a hetro-female, I don't see how that applies, unless it's you who is projecting, in which case I concur.

Anonymous said...

Yep, just another "Chelsea", calling HIMSELF a HER (more hereford, though). Don't be jelly of the hot chicks, hawg!

Anonymous said...

^^^Just another geriatric "daddy" out trolling for some chicken. SHay Shonny!!! Come over here!

Anonymous said...

do these chicks wrestle around for awhile --

then start making out with each other?

if so -- I'm going!

Anonymous said...

My pronoun is Byron

Anonymous said...

You frigid ass so called hetero chicks , funky ass feminists & nasty self-hating Lezbos..NEWSFLASH For ya'll, there will always be women who like sex,like showing their bodies, (Ain't Scared) and like to have a good time!! Not only that,GASP!!!.THey like showing men a good time,also.

Give it up cunts & Maybe,one day,one of us will wanna fuck you.

Anonymous said...

^^^^WTF was that mess??? My God, I have never laughed so hard! Talk about pathetic. NEWSFLASH calling a woman a cunt, is a sure sign you are a virgin. Let me clear something up for you Cletus, no one will ever want to fuck you!

Anonymous said...

Whatever you say,Dr Phil.
Now, follow closely, ok?

Pinch your nose real tight and repeat this - You called a woman a cunt?!?! Listen Up Cletus!! You need to be taken out to the woodshed,Pal!!

There thats better.
Thanks again,Dr Phil!

I feel like a complete idiot, now 5:27. Completely demoralized. Lol you fucking doush,you.

Anonymous said...

Protip: when calling someone a douche, at least know how to spell it. Kthx

Anonymous said...

Totally & completely fucking demoralized,now.My God,Ease up off me please LOL
Tell ya what DOUCHE,when you find something other than grammar to pick at,get back at me.until then just keep pinching that nose closed and repeating , My God HOW in the world did I become such a boorish litte fuck?!

Anonymous said...

OK, how about your rampant misogyny, incoherent sentence structure, complete disregard for the rules of punctuation, poor spelling and zero wit & humor. Will that do pig?