Monday, May 29, 2017

STRETCH SELLS HIS MEAT RUB!!!



One of our favorite artists and entrepreneurs has a new biz that deserves a bit of consideration amid the Kansas City bbq summer.

Your bad pun or dirty joke is welcome and better than mine.

Coming soon . . .

6 Comments:

Byron Funkhouser said...

Sorry, I can't get past a very short man being called "Stretch".

Seriously though, I've heard that's he's a good guy trying to make his part of the world a better place.

But, don't call me "Shorty", at least to my face, I have a quick temper.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Byron, you're such a badass. You have us quaking in our boots.

Anonymous said...

IF IT DOESN'T HAVE STRETCH MARKS, YOU'VE BEEN SHORT-CHANGED!


KEEP YOUR MAN'S MEAT SATISFIED WITH STRETCH'S HAPPY ENDING RUB!!


BEFORE THINGS HEAT UP, MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR MEAT WITH STRETCH'S MAGIC RUB!!!

Dukey said...

Didn't know he was short, thought​he would be a big lanky fuker

Karen Smith said...

A refugee from Newtwon Square, PA so at least he knows how to make a real cheesesteak.

Tell us, Stretch, about wearing women's white jeans to Marple-Newtown HS.

Anonymous said...

Aint a thing.