Tuesday, May 23, 2017

SORRY!!! YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE TO VOTE IN THE RIGGED KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR EXTENSION ELECTION!!!



The deadline for voters to apply for the absolutely corrupt and completely rigged streetcar extension election expired at 5PM today.

The process was overly cumbersome, ineffective and geared toward turning away as many voters as possible.



The outcome of the vote will likely be decided by less than a few hundred ballots.

Remember that last time around when voting was conducted at PUBLIC POLLS AMONG A WIDER SWATH OF residents the measure was resoundingly defeated.

And so . . .

THE ONLY WAY FOR KANSAS CITY STREETCAR SUPPORTERS TO WIN AN ELECTION IS TO STEAL IT!!!

Public Library honcho Crosby Kemper III called the first toy train election that used this process "the most corrupt election in Kansas City history since the Pendergast era" but this time around he was mostly silent while a campaign of tax fighters managed to post a few billboards around town and send out some mailers from the cash they scraped together from a smallish pool of donors.



Luckily, this first vote is only the first part of an even more complicated process that involves a few more rigged elections, City Council complicity and the continued payoffs to the local cheerleader consultant class who are content to sell out urban core residents with outdated technology while other cities move toward autonomous transit, ride-sharing, telecommuting and electric buses -- All of which are far more flexible, efficient and forward thinking than old school rail.

Developing . . .

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Democracy works. Just not in K.C.

Don't be jelly said...

I wouldn't say "rigged" as much as burdensome. Voting overall in Kansas City has stayed in the 1950s. Just now they're starting to update with electronic voting that is still behind them times. This is just one more example of how KC is outdated.

Anonymous said...

Weez will have bout n' EPIC 3500 voterz diz time!

Anonymous said...

Electronic voting had nothing to do with it, the whole purpose of the ridiculous mail in vote was to make it too difficult for the people to defeat

Anonymous said...

SORRY!!!

We didn't miss our chance!!! SORRY!!!

We voted for it!!! SORRY!!!

It's going to pass easily!!! SORRY!!!

YOU'VE LOST AGAIN TONY!!! SORRY!!!

SORRY YOU'RE SUCH A SORRY HUMAN BEING!!!

SORRY!!!

Stop stealing from the ATA said...

^^^ Keep the consultants working late. That's what they hate. They just want to cash the check without any hassle.

Sorry Jason. You're going to have to show up to some meetings like the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

SURE IT'S RIGGED!!! THE TRUCKS FULL OF STREETCAR MONEY NEED TO KEEP BACKING UP TO MY SOLID GOLD JOCO MANSION. I MAKE PIES WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS!!! I USE FIFTIES FOR Q-TIPS!!! JUST KEEP FORWARDING THE BAGS OF STREETCAR MONEY MY WAY SUCKERS!!! THANKS TONY FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING MORON!!!



p.s. SORRY!!!!

p.p.s. SORRY!!!

p.p.p.s. SORRY!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Davey boy has come unhinged.

Lulz.

Sorry.

Nobody said...

I always thought it was Russ who was so angry about this stuff. Dude has issues. He got left behind by all of this friends. Personally, I think he should run for Mayor.

Anonymous said...

Streetcar going to the plaza makes sense. Maybe to Northtown as well. Beyond that, doesn't it get too expensive per mile?

Anonymous said...

Streetcar going up your ass makes sense, faggot.

KC Trumper said...

Let's make streetcars great again!

Anonymous said...

In Atlanta, they have MARTA.

The people there call it, Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.

They may as well use taxpayer dollars and the streetcar to hustle up all that wonderful diversity onto the Plaza. It doesn't quite look like a Tarzan movie down there yet, so bring it on!!!!

JuJu Bwana!! No go to Plaza!! Humgowa!!!

Everyone said...

Streetcars are only for hipster losers.

Anonymous said...

Weez alzo gunna marvel at dem overhead wirez!

Anonymous said...

My wife and I applied to get ballots (we live in the area) which never showed up. Hell, I was probably going to vote for the streetcar, but from this point forward, for the rest of my life, whatever City Hall is for, I'm against it.

Anonymous said...

The idea of Rome burning is nothing compared to Killa City.

Anonymous said...

If the streetcar extension is approved, the people living near the end of the route at 51st and Brookside will regret every moment of it when the streetcar riders take over the parking in front of their homes for blocks and blocks around it, especially when there is a big event. The people in River Market already hate what the streetcar has done to their parking.

No Go 1 2 3 said...

^^^ +1

Anonymous said...

You applied for ballots in this election? You realize they haven't been mailed yet????

Anonymous said...

Higher turnout than the last mayoral election.

Mmmmm, tastes like another big plate of crow for the Tonys Johnson county kids.

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't the ACLU looked into this illegal voting problem?

Oh they only go after conservatives.