Saturday, May 13, 2017

Kansas Fears Europe Terror Threats!!!

Because sometimes it gets tiring complaining or even considering Kansas Gov. Brownback . . . Here's just a bit of local news that should spoil upcoming vacations for fans of classic rock and/or so many middle-class tourists . . .

Kansas Cancel European Tour

Kansas have canceled their upcoming European tour due to concerns regarding "safety and security warnings." The band was scheduled to play Europe in June and July in support of its latest album, last year's The Prelude Implicit , which was coupled with a 40th anniversary run celebrating 1976's Leftoverture LP.

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure that old guys playing classic rock are a target.

Anonymous said...

9:40---Just for their music would be reason enough.

Tracy Thomas said...

Yes, but remember, if Kansas gets blown up by terrorists, "all they will be is dust in the wind"...
so prudent choice!

Anonymous said...

My bullshit meter is going off. There are shitloads of artists touring Europe right now. I am willing to bet this is much more about inability to book sufficient venues and dates, sponsorships, lack of willing promoters, lack of ticket sales and bad economic indicators for a group, that in Europe, can not even get a headline compared to classic performers like ABBA, Cliff Richards, ELO/Jeff Lynn, Judas Priest, The Stones and scores of others. Maybe it is finally time for Kansas to give up rehashing the band and tweaking 30 year 40 year old hits every few years and hang up their Depends. How many times is the European public willing to pay to hear the same old Yank shit over and over when the venues and arenas are full of fresh. hit cranking top notch acts from all over the world.

Byron Funkhouser said...

It's more likely that they are actually aware of events in Europe.

They performed here once, & were well received.

Anonymous said...

You're older than I though, Byron. I thought you were young, dumb with a mouthful of cum. I guess I was incorrect.

Anonymous said...

No, Byron is old, cold, with a brain full of mold.

Anonymous said...

The terrorists have won.

Anonymous said...

Of course you are right Bilerun. They are fully aware of events in Europe. Hilliary had planed to make them all state department ambassadors, but they never got the message because they refused to look at classified email. They also refused any association with a vice president that looks like Goofey with his snout off at the cleaners.

Anonymous said...

Music is haram (forbidden) in Islam.

Anonymous said...

I bet if we sent them some of this rap shit their camels wouldn't be able to take a dump for a month.