Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Double Dick's Jacked In Johnson County!!!

And THAT the best post title we'll blog today . . . Here's the news report that isn't nearly as good:

Burglars target pair of sporting goods stores in Johnson County

Police in Merriam are searching for the four burglars who forced their way into two Dick's Sporting Goods stores early Tuesday morning.

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Police in Merriam are searching for four closeted homosexuals who forced themselves upon two Dick's early Tuesday under the cover of darkness.

Anonymous said...

Science has invented three dicks you can grow on your body and have sex with three women that ejaculates at the same time. The punch line is, The Saudis already have a religion for it!

Anonymous said...

Double Dicks sounds like a Saturday night at Missy B's.

Anonymous said...

12:14 or a night with Gary and Bryan.

Anonymous said...

Byron likes getting double dicked