And THAT the best post title we'll blog today . . . Here's the news report that isn't nearly as good:
Burglars target pair of sporting goods stores in Johnson County
Police in Merriam are searching for the four burglars who forced their way into two Dick's Sporting Goods stores early Tuesday morning.
Police in Merriam are searching for four closeted homosexuals who forced themselves upon two Dick's early Tuesday under the cover of darkness.
ReplyDeleteScience has invented three dicks you can grow on your body and have sex with three women that ejaculates at the same time. The punch line is, The Saudis already have a religion for it!
ReplyDeleteDouble Dicks sounds like a Saturday night at Missy B's.
ReplyDelete12:14 or a night with Gary and Bryan.
ReplyDeleteByron likes getting double dicked
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