Thursday, May 18, 2017

Bureaucrat Seyz: Kansas City Will Be The Smartest City On Earth In Five Years!!!

A bold statement from the City Hall Chief Innovation Officer boasting about all of the spy tech to find parking along the toy train streetcar line. You decide:

Kansas City, Mo., Maps Data Related to Digital Inclusion

As Kansas City, Mo., CIO Bob Bennett is fond of pointing out, his community has the largest smart city footprint in North America, complete with a collection of smart streetcars that collect data for public-facing websites - data that gets as specific as the location of open parking spots.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What's a "smart city" run by politicos with room temperature IQ called?
Frankenstein!
Time for some torches and pitchforks.
And maybe some reasonable well-informed voters who turn out in numbers greater than single digit percentages.

Anonymous said...

....and with that statement, KCMO Chief Idiotic Officer Bob Bennett has confirmed he's dumber than a fat cow making reservations to tour a slaughterhouse.

Anonymous said...

The only way we will ever be that smart is if there is a mass exodus of negros out of KC, and they take Byron with them.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^

You got that right

Anonymous said...

Tech took a giant leap backwards when Tonee refused to ride the Shitterbaum.

Anonymous said...

To bad methane from the polar ice melt will kill off civilization by June of 2026.

Anonymous said...

Are we moving all the black people out? It would be paradise then. Nearly crime-free too.

Same old crap said...

After lying slie leaves then kcmo might be the third smartest city. Never number one. To many dumb shits running this city.

Same old crap said...

After lying slie leaves then kcmo might be the third smartest city. Never number one. To many dumb shits running this city.

Anonymous said...

Seems a 'SMART' city's good citizens are gonna have to be CCW, or not out walking their dogs.

No worries, those GAZILLIONS of FROSTY tourists coming to Killa City's extended TooT LooT, new convention hotel, and replacement airport will FIX EVERYTHING!!!