Wednesday, April 26, 2017

WARNING!!! INTERNATIONAL CLOWN CONVENTION CONVENES IN KANSAS CITY!!!



Just when we were getting over recent clown scares from the Summer and the so-called white privilege festival this week . . . Here's another scary local event.

Checkit:

Fox4: Dozens of clowns from across the country and some from different parts of the world are in Kansas City this week. The convention, put together by the Clowns of America International, is underway at the Hilton Kansas City airport.

The clown convention isn't just for guests, but for the clowns themselves. There's a room where vendors set up tables and sell all kinds of clown supplies, such as big shoes, clip-on noses, clown makeup and much more.

On the bright side, it's doubtful that these clowns are as scary as the new Pennywise from the Stephen King "It" remake OR prove as costly as some of the local clowns currently holding elected office.

You've been warned . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Great! Sly won't need to travel.

Anonymous said...


Yep, right in his own back yard. I hope there's room for his wife, daughter, son's, and the rest of City Hall. PERFECT

Anonymous said...

The Clown Convention and the white privilege gang both in KCMO at the same time.
Can't tell them apart without a program!
Just imagine the fantastic additional groups KC will be able to attract once Mike's taxpayer-subsidized hotel is built!
What a carnival.

Anonymous said...

wow, when I saw the article I was going to comment basically as the afore comments...ya snooze ya loose..I'm tardy so I'll simply congratulate the earlier comments as "spot on"...now, after the convention, what about founding a new higher education institution right here in Kansas City...Clown College...at taxpayers expense of course...keepin' a tradition alive...

Anonymous said...

INTERNATIONAL CLOWN CONVENTION CONVENES IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Dozens of clowns from across the country and some from different parts of the world are in Kansas City this week.

Local clowns in attendance include:

FATZO SLY - this aged clown, known for his garish bowties, is threatening to take his act to D.C. for a final performance. And he sings too!

WHITEBOY TROY - known for squeezing his massive frame into a tiny snowplow and driving amuck throughout the East-side.

JUST US LESBO - this clown answers every question with, "Just Us, Lesbo" Who chaired a violence study for over a year and accomplished squat? "Just Us, Lesbo"! Who's trying to spearhead an unnecessary single-terminal airport boondoggle? "Just Us, Lesbo"!

Q-TIP - this clown pretends to be serious, but is just as silly as the others. His combination of blackface with proper enunciation is guaranteed to catch most audiences off-guard.

ON-THE-TAKE TAYLOR - before every show this clown poses as a parking lot attendant/ticket seller/concession clerk and scams attendees with inflated prices, then takes to the stage and brags about how much money he collected from them! It's a hoot, if it weren't criminal!

CANADA - this clown made a name for herself when she headlined a private performance for the KCPD last year. She threatened to leave THEM in stitches!

KATYDID - attempting to make a comeback after crashing her career, a simple name change was sufficient to fool most audiences around her Plaza venue.

GERMANE - the clown that can't stay on-topic! Just scored a gig before a Congressional hearing to teach freshman Representatives how to speak without broaching a subject.

Anonymous said...

and of course TONY B, who spins delightful tales of fantasy.

Anonymous said...

And let's not forget CHUCK THE CLOWN, who enthralls us all with his 1959 whiteface male mindset.

Anonymous said...

Or the clown with an ass face^^^^^^^. That hole in the middle just shoots shit.

Anonymous said...

Finally Sly can hold a seminar on something he has experience in. ....providing ass clowns count!

Anonymous said...

CLOWN LIVES MATTER!!

Slogan hung over the doorways to the Mayor and City Manager office.

Greedo said...

LOl! You commenters are a bunch of jokers!

Anonymous said...

Funny shiz.

Anonymous said...

Is the rodeo clown brining his Obamy mask?