Friday, April 28, 2017

TKC POWER RANKINGS!!! KANSAS CITY RAGES AGAINST GOP GOVERNORS!!!



Tonight we pay tribute to a great deal of middle-of-the-map outrage against Republican governors in both Missouri and Kansas which seems to be the local media formula for content whilst everybody else is checking their Instagram for hottie models.

Accordingly . . .

WEEKEND OUTRAGE AGAINST THE GOP STARTS WITH GOV. GREITENS TAKING A HIT OVER MISSOURI ETHICS!!!

Take a look:

Missouri Times: Greitens found guilty of ethics violation

And so . . .

Gov. Grietens Is Now Missouri's New Bi-Partisan Punching Bag


He has made himself unpopular with a lot of Republican insiders and even decided to troll one of his colleagues by giving out his mobile number and now Democratic Party denizens are finding even more faults to exploit.

Meanwhile . . .

Everybody Still Hates Gov. Brownback


Amateur economists abound in this discussion of economic opportunity in flyover country that has ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE been sluggish at best.

Kansas City Protesters Shut Down SecState And Future Sunflower State Kobach Who Then Masterfully Plays The Victim


This week protesters at UMKC raged against Kris Kobach as if he was a high school jock still reliving his glory days and they were fat chicks with newfound self-esteem courtesy of Oprah.

^^^ Credit to myself, that analogy is PERFECT.

And whilst everybody is impressed with SecState Kris Kobach because of his Ivy League education as a youngster, let's not forget that he blew his shot at the big time with Prez Trump and let a zoom lens take him away from the national spotlight . . . His consolation prize might be slugging it out with Johnson County hipsters and housewives for control of Kansas politics as Governor . . . Another dead end job that will only lead to bigger bucks by way of advertising boner pills and Pepsi: Just ask former Senator Bob Dole.

And all of this would encouraging if the Democratic Party had any real candidates or leaders on deck that weren't just safe empty suit picks by the DNC who are still dedicated to protesting away all of their political capital every weekend . . .



Nevertheless . . .

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny shiz.

I hate you TKC.

Anonymous said...

Royals lost again tonight.

Anonymous said...

I blame Governor Brownback for every bad thing that happened. Including the Royals losing streak.

Anonymous said...

Grieten smokes pole.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Wait until the mid-term elections, Tony, & you will see that their protesting isn't pointless: they are networking & organizing. A woman will be running for every House & Senate seat that's up for re-election. The educated women will no longer look to the men to guarantee their reproductive freedom. They understand that their prosperity is dependent on their access to safe, & legal, abortions. Your religion be damned, this is about their lives, & their freedom, & their equal place at the table.

They will be standing up to the bully in the White House.

Anonymous said...

Hey byron,you telling me that all women are worried about,all they ever think about, that their whole lives revolve around and depend upon getting and making sure their teenage daughters can get abortions ?

Anonymous said...

Byrons right.

Anonymous said...

@12:49am
The mid-term elections turnout will be low as usual, and over 90% of the incumbents will win, also as usual.
Mindlessly marching around without any well-thought-out and specific policy proposals to offer has a half-life of about 22 hours.
If you're planning to get into the political consulting business, be sure to keep your day job.

Silverback Sly said...

^^^his day job consists of ripping off taxpayers with claims of a bullshit disability and mental illness.

Anonymous said...

Why does every picture taken of greitens involve guns and working out? I wish I had that job! I want to have fun all day and never be in the office!

Anonymous said...

Byron continues to amaze with his cluelessness.