Saturday, April 01, 2017

KANSAS CITY 4TH DISTRICT EXCITEMENT BUILDS OVER JOLIE JUSTUS MAYORAL BID!!!



Kansas City 4th District Council Lady Jolie Justus is among the top names circulating to replace Mayor Sly James.

She's a high-ranking Democratic Party leader who campaigned tirelessly for Hillary Clinton, she would be KC's first openly AWESOME LGBT advocate, she already works for the biggest law firm in town so all of the amateur political hacks wouldn't have any trouble connecting the dots when it comes to her campaign finance fun. Moreover, she's the most vocal advocate of A NEW SINGLE-TERMINAL AIRPORT in Kansas City which may or may not be part of the LGBTGIF agenda for equality . . . Depending on TSA pat down gentleness.

You decide . . .

P.S. - Council Lady Jolie's replacements might be Beth Gottstein coming out of retirement or Paul Danaher lamenting that all of the Irish people moved out of Midtown 50 years ago . . . Or possibly TKC but only if the Mass Effect Andromeda game release is as bad as they claim.

17 Comments:

seanot said...

Has she any interest in filling the potholes, fixing old and busted infrastrucure, or any of the more mundane side of running the city?

Anonymous said...

Gosh she is ugly. I think a strap on must shy from that snach. Yuuck! Back on subject, she doesn't have the balls to bring KCMO back from the dumpster that Sly the lie has put us in. Never will happen.

Anonymous said...

April Fool's! Tony gave it away with Beth Gottstein coming out of retirement.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is, I bet she is the next mayor.

Anonymous said...

Jolie has no chance. She championed an anti- crime task force that miserably failed the city. She consistently supports issues not important to northlanders. Airport, hotel, streetcar, task force failure, more crime and less police.

Yeah, she's mayor material.

Gravy Train said...

Jolie has rode the gravy train long enough I am a no vote on her worthless public life of any kind.

Anonymous said...

Does KC have any leaders who are not fat beaners, boons or fags?

Anonymous said...

NO ^^^^^^ The rest much too smart to jump in the shit pool that Sly will leave.

Ladies Who Lunch said...

AND HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY TO YOU, TONY!


Seriously, she does have her KCI marching orders.
If she gets a new airport she will have Sly James' support in her run for mayor. Can't stand a politician who sucks dick.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with KCI. It is a better airport than practical any I travel to in North America.

Anonymous said...

Save KCI.

Best airport in best town I know.

And, iI've known a lot.

Anonymous said...

Yes it works and is convient but it is pretty po'dunk compared to about every other airport I've ever seen. However it serves it's purpose in a way.

Anonymous said...

Beth for Mayor!

Anonymous said...

6:41 It works. Learn English.

Anonymous said...

When an airport goes beyond the basics go luggage and plane boarding you are wasting money. Don't go dreaming up building a castle where a sand box will do.

Anonymous said...

At least Sly looks like a mayor.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Justus is a huge disappointment. Through gerrymandering, some Northlanders ended up in her district. We were hung out to dry when the City decided to put all the poor people and minorities into one powerless area. She won't get my vote.