Tuesday, March 14, 2017

TKC MUST SEE!!! TONI ANDERSON BOYFRIEND REFUSES TO BELIEVE UNLIKELY MISSOURI RIVER CAR CRASH THEORY!!!



The fantastical theory that Toni Anderson drove into the river after getting a traffic warning is quickly being drowned out by lingering doubts voiced by her friends.

To wit . . .

KUDOS TO TONI ANDERSON'S EX-BOYFRIEND FOR CHALLENGING THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA NARRATIVE AND A THEORY OF TONI ANDERSON'S DEMISE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

Here's a Google map of the area that clearly contradicts the "no foul play" theory which imagines this young stripper was so freaked out by getting a traffic warning that she drove a few miles to a desolate location, made a 90-degree turn and headed right to the bottom of the river only to turn up dead weeks later.



Money line . . .

"Pete Sanchez said he doesn't think her car ended up in the river on accident.

"It's just too easy for someone to get rid of a car, it's 24/7 all access and there's no gate covering it," Sanchez said, describing a boat landing dock not far from where Anderson's car was found."

Read the whole story, there's a really strange part in there about psychic maps.

And once again, everybody is too scared to just come out and talk about the subtext . . .

GIVEN THAT THIS STRIPPER DRIVING TO A DESOLATE LOCATION AND THEN RIGHT INTO THE RIVER IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY . . . THEN THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS THAT SHE WAS MURDERED AND WOUND UP NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE MIGHTY MO!!!



The Medical Examiner's report should be coming out soon and that might ease the mind of some people . . . But the FACTS already point to a mysterious MURDER . . . Probably by Jack The Ripper which is starting to make more sense as we witness mainstream media walking back their stories which relied on second-hand info, preliminary statements and widespread speculation that so many online denizens regarded as gospel truth despite the FACTS now reveal an unlikely scenario that was reported by the MSM first . . .

Here's MSM treading water . . .

Fox4: Toni Anderson’s boyfriend grieves her loss, casts skepticism on investigation into her disappearance

KSHB: Man who found Toni Anderson's car explains how it could have been missed

Dead Tree Media: Police still pondering how Toni Anderson's car ended up in Missouri River

You decide . . .

87 Comments:

Anonymous said...

More than 50 percent of the murders this year have been unsolved. This one shouldn't be any more or less important than all of the other people who have been killed without justice.

Think about that!

Anonymous said...

Is Parkville liable for this death? Because there should have been a gate on that dock and near the entrance of this path too.

Dr. Thunder said...

I'm guessing that medical examination should take quite some time. Everyone acts as if she was pulled out of the river in pristine condition. That line about the bruise on the knee is strange. After 3-4 weeks underwater, it's most likely that the people who found here were looking at nothing much but a pile of mush.

I wonder if KC even has the technology to handle a complex examination like that.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Dr. Thunder there would not have been any bruise to see. Whoever put that line out there is a moron.

Anonymous said...

Not to mention hungry catfish that have been nibbling for a month.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else find it questionable that he was out checking the park and river area the days after she went missing based on zodiac signs and shit. That was far prior to the point when they got phone records for the pings.

Anonymous said...

I would agree 7:09, I doubt even the KCPD is stupid enough to believe his story about a psychic telling him the location.

Anonymous said...

6:37 You do understand this is a boat ramp. For fishermen/women, kayakers and such?

7:09 I agree. The story smells fishy

Anonymous said...

Suicide is an option. Hookers and strippers don't exactly have the best mental health.

Anonymous said...

Frankly I'm tired of reading stories of these "duck face" girls. All of them lack any kind of brains and common sense. Sex, drugs and narcissism is their game, those will get you into trouble. I've never seen a bright intelligent woman making the duck face.

Internet sleuth said...

Heroin overdose.. someone panics, her and car taken to boat ramp, car put in drive, glub glub glub. or Col Mustard in the parlor with a candlestick.
Either way, case solved.

Anonymous said...

Amen. Ed Phillips.

-Clay C.

Anonymous said...

Jewish Jonas

Anonymous said...

Who smashed out all the windows? If I wanted to sink a car I'd roll the windows down or smash them out.

Bob said...

"GIVEN THAT THIS STRIPPER DRIVING TO A DESOLATE LOCATION AND THEN RIGHT INTO THE RIVER IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY...." That is not a "given." Here's a "given:" Given that it is extremely unlikely that this stripper's car was lowered into the river by space aliens, the two possibilities are she drove it there herself or somebody pushed the car into the river while she was in it."

Anonymous said...

I take solace in the fact that the one outcome to this missing person story was the one that made Alonzo and Tony look like unhinged anti-white racist nutballs.

Anonymous said...

No one is buying that story.

Anonymous said...

To be honest even if this blog bit the dust overnight and vanished no one would even give a shit.


LMAO

Anonymous said...

Internetz Jack The Ripper demolishes Tony's Kansas City Blog!


City Rejoices!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Don't worry Alonzo will come to the rescue with his vast technological knowledge and solve the mystery.

Anonymous said...

Hey TKC!
Check out April Marie at http://www.amatterofperception.org/

I think we need an interview and photos of her.

Anonymous said...

I promise, I'll find something decent to put here. Eventually.



What ever happened to that?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO


Who's going to take the award for the best Toni coverage this spring at the media Emmy's or whatever they fuck it's called.

Anonymous said...

Probably one of our boobalcious weather anchor babes!

Anonymous said...

Post is too long, let's just cut to the chase: Who is Jack the Ripper? Need deets, and now!

CitizenKC said...

We have a young woman who left her job at a strip club east of Kansas City at 4 in the morning to meet some "friends" at another strip club downtown near to where she lived with her boyfriend. Yet instead of going downtown she veered north and was stopped by a cop in North Kansas City for an illegal "lane change." She told the cop she was nearly out of gas and the cop directed her to a nearby Quik Trip without ticketing her. She put gas in her car and then disappeared, and a month later was pulled from the Missouri River near a park in Parkville, presumably having driven into the river via a boat ramp. The Star reports she was found in her car fully clothed, her window was rolled down, her seat belt was off, yet she did not attempt to swim to safety, even though she had been a lifeguard in Wichita and so must have been an excellent swimmer trained in water safety and rescue. The only reported injury to her body was a bruise to her leg that police suspected came from contact with her GPS that was mounted under her dash. The icy cold water would slow down the deterioration of her body. Meanwhile, her mom does not seems to want to believe all this was anything but an accident brought on by her daughter getting "freaked out" by being stopped by a cop, even though her daughter had received numerous speeding tickets from cops before. Clearly there are some critical elements to this story yet to be told. I suspect when she left work at Chrome she was indeed planning to meet someone, but not at the Shady Lady.

Anonymous said...

@9:51 Tony should host a weather babe bracket challenge. Byron can't play.

-Clay C. & Emmanuel C.

Anonymous said...

Accident or suicide my ass.

This boat ramp is a known dumping ground for vehicles (with or without bodies). It's the reason LE had already searched here (albeit unsuccessfully). LE already knew about the Navigator, just had not pulled it out yet. Cheaper to leave it there.

LE just hate unsolved homicides. They think they make them look bad. Probably true.

If a death can ever possibly be classified as anything other than a homicide, they always push for that. LE is basically lazy.

Anonymous said...

Yaaasss qween

Anonymous said...

Jesus what a pack of fucking conspiracy theory morons lead by the drama queen of blogs himself. Seriously, you try to boost credibility because a boyfriend, who knows nothing and has all the life experience of an amoeba is buying into this spook tale shit?

This is a no brainer. First it is pretty obvious that this kid lived texting on her phone so it is quite probable that she was tinkering around with her phone - perhaps trying to get a bead on her location. Since not a damn one of you has the phone records, let alone the time table, you just don't know. Now remember that more people die each year as a result of texting than all drunken driver injuries or all shooting victims. It has been confirmed that the boat ramp and road pavement was icy. Given this gal got pulled over often due to her driving habits I would suggest that she probably wasn't driving at 10 miles an hour as she reached the end of the road and headed down that rap. We also have not established what she was perceiving, given the lighting, inexperience with the area and weather factors, as she was driving in the area.

The police have also suggested that her car likely floated a few feet after leaving the ramp. I don't give a shit how much swimming you have done. When your car hits the water and exterior water pressure works against you it is not hard to panic. I don't give a shit if you have ten layers of long johns on when you find yourself in sub zero temperature water you have SECONDS, not minutes before you are not able to function.

This is a kid who has likely never ever been on that road in her life and probably recognized absolutely nothing after getting off highway 9. The idea that it is impossible for some to accept that it is logical this woman had an accident is underscored with the fact that not a one of you have ever investigated an accident involving a death, a vehicle, the weather or water.

The idea that this Tony dumb ass and his buddy Bolonzo should get attaboys for perpetuating this shit speaks to the class of people you are dealing with - which ain't much. Some of you fucktards need to find something more positive to keep you occupied and stop using this tragedy to play the sleuth game.

Anonymous said...

But the FACTS already point to a mysterious MURDER . . . Probably by Jack The Ripper

CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

Anonymous said...

11:54 all your rant did was prove you're just as stupid as most the other comments here simply because you can't back a single thing with what you say.

clifton said...

Anonymous said..., you are the moron if you truly believe she drove into the water from the boat ramp. I just walked this area, and used my body cam to video it. the ramp is 1-2 football fields away from were they found and pulled her car. maybe you should remain Anonymous due to your stupidity. And you obviously have not looked at or seen the damage to her car. you do not sustain that much damage "diving off a boat ramp" into water, you would, however get that from being T-boned and flipped off the cliff and down the 20-30 feet to the rocky bottom, then roll into the water. do your homework/research before being so ignorant in your posts.

Anonymous said...

Boy do you have a lot of time on your hands to do nothing productive with.

Anonymous said...

12:43 So the whole fucking KCPD is stupid and YOU are the smart one, eh? Now just how fucking dumb is that jackass? I should have known better than to try to make sense to the low feeders. who are hell bent on weired science and ghost tales. Same pack of ignoramous fucks that see virgin mary in their breakfast muffins

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Kansass City Missouri

clifton said...

Sounds like your the one trying to throw off the facts, you guilty of something?

Anonymous said...

So Sanchez moved back to Oklahoma?

No big loss there.

Anonymous said...

To many Okies in KC!


Backwards thinking morons!

Anonymous said...

Clifton you are a fucking idiot. Crawl back into your paranormal ghost chaser video and stick with something you think you know something about

Anonymous said...

Definitely a KCPD / Forte cover up. She was a exemplary citizen of the high society and they screwed it up

clifton said...

I do, it's called logic and reasoning. Not going off false narratives from the news, and others that don't seem to know facts. Go walk the area and tell me if your "boat dock" theory "holds water".

Anonymous said...

Tony zez Jack da Ripper is out dere zo dere is no debait neccezzary!

Anonymous said...

@12:43 Toni's car was found upright just a few feet from the bank in 20 feet of water. The car was basically sitting at the base of a 20 foot rocky cliff. Rather than floating the car to the surface and winching to the river bank, LE elected to winch it up and over the rocky cliff face. That is how the car was damaged. It happened during the recovery.

Anonymous said...

Yeah she was a mafia king pen and it was a hit to keep her from taking over the casinos and turning them into strip clubs, cat houses and entertainment agencies. She rose to power in the organization when it was was invaded by space aliens carrying the ghost of Pendergast. One lap dance and they turned the entire syndicate over to her.

Anonymous said...

Her selfies seem to suggest she suffered from body dismorphic disorder.

Maybe she was suicidal.

Anonymous said...

Nope. She was perfectly fine. It was Jack the Ripper in his cape and top hat.

CitizenKC said...

I've seen no report on whether Toni's cell phone was recovered. If the phone was missing most likely she was murdered.

Anonymous said...

Why would jack the ripper want her cell phone. Hell, he was in such a panic he for got to rip her.

Anonymous said...

Only the shadow knows!

Anonymous said...

The Google map clearly suggests she could have been fiddling with her phone, looked up, and noticed there was no longer any road in front of her.

Anonymous said...

@1:18 LE reported they recovered both Toni's purse and cell phone from her car.

Anonymous said...

If the coroner says she died by drowning and/or hypothermia this case is all but over.


Anonymous said...

Toni's car was found 600 feet downstream from the boat ramp. If that really is where her car entered the water she spent quite a while floating and waiting to die without trying to escape. Toni had to have been already dead or disabled when her car went into the water. Nothing else makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Nothing else makes sense because you say?

Anonymous said...

It's time to let this family rest. Enough people !

Anonymous said...

It really doesn't 2:16. She just drove in ,went for a 200 yard cruise with the widow down. Sure, happens all the time. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

@2:37 +1

Anonymous said...

2:37 You don't know what happened ya fuckin' idiot so why try to justify you moronic rambling based on more moronic ramblings fucktard. That is what doesn't make any sense trekie.

Anonymous said...

2:49 +1,000,000 = DUH!

Anonymous said...

Yes the car could go that far. None of you retards have been in the Mo river, lots of power and force to push the car down stream. You have no idea if she was buckled in, was car in drive or neutral, was the key in ignition, was it turned on. Not to mention there was not much time from last contact to daylight. Doesn't give killer much time to get the deed done. To many questions and you buffoons are not the sleuths with the answers.

Anonymous said...

With the total bullshit story the family is trying to "sell" as the truth- it's probably just to try and save some dignity for Toni. What family wants to come to realize that your 20 year old daughter that you are now burying is/was a stripper/sugar baby/escort/prostitute/drug user and or dealer/etc...Sad stroy all around, but if we ignore what really happened we a doing a disservice to the KC community.

Anonymous said...

2:37 here. I called her in the river on day one on this blog. As did others. 3:22 of course it could float that far, do you know what sarcasm is? The point was she had time to get out if she wanted/was alive.
2:49 The shadow knows. Look it up. (has nothing to do with "trekies") Cock breath
3:22 I have spent days on that river and daylight wasn't until almost 6:50 that day. Fuck you dipshit.

CitizenKC said...

KSHB reports that the Anderson family was told that Toni's purse, money and cell phone were in her car. The police would not confirm this, however. The ramp to the river is a long one. Its entrance is marked by a stop sign and a street light. The temperature that morning was about 30 degrees F with only trace (0.05 inches) precipitation reported. If this was an accident she must have been in a toxic mental state leading into it.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I am willing to go along with an alternative theory. I'd look into it.

Anonymous said...

3:42 What the fuck are your qualifications to conduct a scene survey and assesment and where is your engineering degree cock sucker? You are just another fucking low feeder trying to play expert with your head locked up your fat ass.

Anonymous said...

Yes this story caught my attention,but it looks like some of you people have too much time on your hands.

Anonymous said...

I INVESTIGATES DIS CRIME AND FOWND DAT DA GIRL WAS KILLED BY A OUT HOUSE. I CALLED SCOOBY AND DA GANG!

Anonymous said...

TONIE'S CARR WAS WAS FOUND WITH A WOODEN STEAK THROUGH IT'S ENGINE SHE WAS A VAMPIRA

Anonymous said...

So.

If I read the theories of Tony and those kickass TKC readers correctly, Jack the Ripper, dead 125 years, springs to life and starts running amok on the streets of Kansas City, abducts Toni the Stripper Vampire with the help of the Manson Family and levitates her car into the Missouri River, bruising her knee as an immense ruse to continue his crime spree (in his cape and top hat).

Got it.

Anonymous said...

Plus weez got 70 or zo unique cmommenterz on diz pozt zo it jus zhowz u how popular diz blog really iz wit da general public! College edcuated too!

Meanwhile weez got Jack da Ripper on da looze out dere n no 1 givez a zhit!

Not da media or even the KZPD!

Anonymous said...

Police looking for Jason

Police said a man armed with a silver handgun robbed a Pizza Hut in the 5900 block of Wilson Avenue in Kansas City just before 10 p.m. March 2. He wore a hockey mask made famous by the character Jason in the movie “Friday the 13th.”

Anonymous said...

Dere ya go! Mabye Jazon iz da dude who robbed diz chick! Or we have both Jason and Da Ripper out dere looze on our ztreets!

waterslyd said...

SHAME on you Tony and everyone calling Toni's disappearance "Fake news", don't ya feel like assholes now. She is NOT living it up in Vegas, or whatever dumb shit you misogynists wanted to bark about.
Its really extra stupid Tony for you to be throwing around a President Trump buzzword, since you are part of what can be considered "the news Media". Promoting the "fake news" theory hurts the people of the news media by attempting to discredit or cast doubt on what they are reporting. It also hurts our democracy by silencing or ignoring their narratives.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Confused. You are an idiot. TKC this current theory about her car trouble is fake news, sorry if you want to believe the official story. Go live with your head under the sand. Look at the comments, nobody is buying it.

Anonymous said...

Especially damaging to the credibility of all our favorite local boobalicious weather and fashion anchor babes.

Anonymous said...

how come all the theories about it being an accident sound like they're written by cops?

Anonymous said...

Plenty of Parkville Police drug arrests in Platte Landing Park. Its a know place to make a drug connection. Opioids abound and poor Ms Anderson od'd and was sent into the river. There was no precipitation on Jan 15th or for a week in either direction and the temps were not cold enough to have any icing and the ramp is a corrugated concrete prefab with diagonal rows of 2 inch deep grooves to prevent slippage. January was sunny and cool and extremely dry - dry enough to start up the drought. No car could have slipped off that ramp into muddy mo without a lot of assistance.

Anonymous said...

Let me drink some more beers before I comment any further.

Anonymous said...

Reason being I need to be able to think clearly about this case.

Anonymous said...

How come all these killer theories sound like they are written by dreamer morons?

Anonymous said...

^^^ Again, that's cop talk. Or somebody trying really hard to pretend to be a cop.

But really, this theory about her driving to a secluded spot and then going into the river is pure B.S. and nobody buys it.

Unless it happened like this, https://youtu.be/n5lbShWEGQ0

Anonymous said...

They better have the technology Dr. Thunder. After wasteful spending following the 2010 Public Safety Sales tax renewal, they had better have all the bullshit bells and whistles. This tax should not ever be renewed the way KCPD has mismanaged their taxpayer subsidized windfall aka slush fund.

Anonymous said...

6:17 Just because you hallucinate it does not make it fact. First you dream up flaky theories and now because you say so someone is a cop? Take yer meds nutball.

Anonymous said...

5:28 you are brilliant. The high temperature on January 15th was 17 degrees. Exactly what temperature do you think it needs to be for water to freeze on a surface? Exactly how long does it take for hypothermia to set in when the human body comes in contact with or is submerged in 17 degree water? Dude if you are going to sell snake oil at least get a clue what a snake is.

Anonymous said...

So what if she was driving too fast, didn't know where she was at, was possibly high and ran right into the river.. she's an expert swimmer so she unbuckled her seat belt to try and swim to safety but the water was too cold and she went into hypothermic shock and drowned. It's not that hard to comprehend that this could have been a total accident if you have any common sense.

Anonymous said...

How do you go about getting submerged in 17 degree water. It is impossible. You cannot crawl inside an ice cube.

The water temps in the missouri river were warmer than your fridge.