Pastor Seyz God Protected Family From Lightning Bolts Thrown By Zeus Overnight!!!

Conclusion of storm coverage today powered by the imagination and good faith of rural Missouri po'folk who also believe in that wall that Prez Trump promised. Take a peek: Oak Grove pastor says prayers kept family safe as tornado picks up home

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  1. I believe in God
    But I don't believe he would save someone from a lighting bolt while letting someone else die in a car crash crash at the same time

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    1. He would if the guy about to be struck was praying and the other wasn't! ! I

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  2. ^^^^^^^^^ Fact

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  3. I heard Gods voice during the storm. He said, "This is what you ass holes get for taking the plan and fucking it all up with your selfish bullshit,"

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  4. MR STOPLIGHTS3/7/17, 5:35 PM

    Tornados hit Kansas but Columbia MO spared.
    http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/local/boone-county-warning-expires-without-tornado/article_55da0c58-02b2-11e7-ad50-7b5477e12d78.html

    Proof that GOD IS A MIZZOU FAN!!!

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  5. Proof you smoke moon rocks.

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  6. Trust in the Lord but don't leave your keys in your car.

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  7. These people better get right with God, this was just a warning!!!

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  8. Don't blame God for your survival, blame dumb luck. God woulda took your azz out! Never doubt it.

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  9. One of my early memories of a Catholic school lesson: The entire world is God's design.
    How would we know day without night...hot without cold...young without old...big without small...joy without sorrow...good without evil...(very long list).

    Yeah, my later life take is: Dude, if it was all Utopia and eternal bliss, WE'D BE BLESSED...BORED, BUT BLESSED.

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  10. God died, else there would be no Democrats.

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