AW, KANSAS CITY HAIL NO!!! TORNADO WARNINGS AND CAR DAMAGE TONIGHT!!!
Just as we predicted . . . The hot mess weather has made network news unwatchable tonight.
Meanwhile . . .
EPIC KANSAS CITY HAIL DAMAGE ACROSS THE METRO REPORTED!!!
And no, social media posts showing off hail balls aren't really that impressive. Ew.
Whilst we credit the newsie noobs who have to go out in this rain garbage . . . The constant, hyperbolic updates recycled all night are undoubtedly repetitive and just a bit annoying to most media watchers . . . Even those among us who fondly remember Katie Horner.
And so we all pretend that most of this info and Tornado Warnings are just coming straight from the National Weather Service and other local gov. agencies.
Still . . .
Score one for weather newseis who have now redeemed themselves after Kansas City missed just about every winter storm predicted as we transition into a new era of global climate change as most of us missed our chance to see Venice whilst it's above water for the next few years.
Developing . . .