Monday, March 06, 2017

AW, KANSAS CITY HAIL NO!!! TORNADO WARNINGS AND CAR DAMAGE TONIGHT!!!



Just as we predicted . . . The hot mess weather has made network news unwatchable tonight.

Meanwhile . . .

EPIC KANSAS CITY HAIL DAMAGE ACROSS THE METRO REPORTED!!!

And no, social media posts showing off hail balls aren't really that impressive. Ew.

Whilst we credit the newsie noobs who have to go out in this rain garbage . . . The constant, hyperbolic updates recycled all night are undoubtedly repetitive and just a bit annoying to most media watchers . . . Even those among us who fondly remember Katie Horner.



And so we all pretend that most of this info and Tornado Warnings are just coming straight from the National Weather Service and other local gov. agencies. 

Still . . . 

Score one for weather newseis who have now redeemed themselves after Kansas City missed just about every winter storm predicted as we transition into a new era of global climate change as most of us missed our chance to see Venice whilst it's above water for the next few years. 

Developing . . .

15 Comments:

KC President Drumph said...

You haven't seem my hail balls.

THEY ARE YUUUUUUUUGE!

Anonymous said...

How does the train do in the hail? Hopefully some thirsty strippers in the NEKC got a good washing from the storm.

JimBrodi said...

Goof question, the streetcar was empty tonight.

Anonymous said...

I told you so!

FBI Investigates God for Tornado Related Hate Crime!

Will Kansas City ever recover from this vile act by this hateful entity? Stay tuned for a hundred more follow up articles.

Anonymous said...

Lulz.

Anonymous said...

anyone else here in KCMO going to vote for the marijuana option next month? I wonder what KCMO tax would look like if Missouri ever allowed medical marijuana. They could really rake in some funds.

Anonymous said...

Just how many folks would whine and howl like crazy if the weather guessers didn't say one stinking thing about a possibility of a major storm/tornado and one would actually hit.

Yes, I get tired of hearing the same thing over and over, but folks can always turn off the tv and listen to some music or heaven forbid, read a book.


Anonymous said...

What? Wow man I thought pot was legal. What freakin state is this anyway dude?

Anonymous said...

9:15 I will vote no. Because it's rarely used for medicinal purposes. Everybody knows that pothead.

Anonymous said...

Why do tornadoes tear through good white areas and not all the negro-infested hovels?

Anonymous said...

Katie was lousy in the sack.

Anonymous said...

Theres plenty of hail damage in KC and its not found on vehicles.

Anonymous said...

Yaack! ^^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

I really missed preempted wall to wall cover of the next great storm of nineteen-dickity 2017. Katie Horner you are missed for your tireless promotion of weather coverage.

Anonymous said...

Yeah a good tornado, EF5, comes on and kills a bunch of niggers? Good times.