Monday, February 20, 2017

Show-Me Missouri 'Bathroom Bill' Distraction

Here's the handiwork of the no-veto SUPER MAJORITY that hopes this culture war tidbit will keep the attention of newsies and political denizens whilst they crack down on unions and pass one corporate tax break after the next . . .

SB 98, introduced by Senator Ed Emery (R-Lamar), would require that any public school bathrooms or locker rooms accessible to multiple students at the same time be limited to those of "the same biological sex" — defined in the bill as the one "identified at birth by a person's anatomy and indicated on their birth certificate."

Your fart joke is better than mine . . .

Missouri 'Bathroom Bill' Will Get a Hearing Tomorrow

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Wonderful! Now you have to show your nads or birth certificate before they will let you in to pee. Oh well. I kinda like flashing my hairy testy-cicles at the school marm.

Anonymous said...

Typical right-wing cuck mentality. The party of "lower taxes" and less government is once again trying to get in your pants. These "conservative" cucks love to have their closeted perversions foisted on the general populace. I bet the list is a mile long among the members of the Missouri GOP legislature to be the men's room monitor. Our new fop of a governor seems to be taking his cues straight from the simps in Brownbackistan.

Anonymous said...

Hey ass wipe? YOU LOST!!!

Retro ROCKER said...

Dude looks a lady Dude looks like lady cruising to the bar at the shore

Anonymous said...

Looking like many skulls full of mush HOMO TRANNY BITCHES rape sick azzholes want to go into the private crapper where they can molest you kids !

Anonymous said...

Those "Caitlyns" who costume as females while they're still dick equipped have no cause to be sitting in the stalls next to or near little girls, women, or very young boys (accompanied by older sisters/moms/grannies/nannies/aunts/cousins/or whomever) using public toilets when out shopping/dining/travelling/or or whatever.

If the sissyboys are legally allowed in "girls" locker rooms/showers/bathrooms that FUBAR Pandora's Box of B.S. opens wide. ANY MALE AT ANY TIME WILL HAVE RIGHTS TO ENTER THOSE AREAS AT WILL!!!!! YES, THAT'S RIGHT. WHILE YOUR DAUGHTERS' SCHOOL CONDUCTS SPORTS EVENTS, SCIENCE FAIRS, OR MUSIC RECITALS MALES FROM FAR AND WIDE CAN GO INTO THE "GIRLS" BATHROOMS!!!!!

So, the troubled or prankish teen a-hole, thuggy punk, or inbred goober from the rival school a couple towns away, can leave the stall door open, "accidentally" for females to see (oh, yeah, and they'll FAKEBOOK/SNAP/TWEET/WTF ever for grins). If that's not bad enough, any letchy gramps can just as easily cruise on in and sit with the stall door swung open same as the smartass troubled teen males. DON'T BE FOOLED INTO BELIEVING ONLY FRIENDLY, HARMLESS FEMMIE FELLAHS WILL WELCOME ALL ACCESS TOILETS!!!!!

BARRY BATH HOUSES ARE A VERY, VERY, VEEEEERRRY BAD IDEA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Just when you've tried to explain gay cakes, illegal immigrants, and unsecured servers to little Lisa and little Lenny, that Barry's Bath House crap resurfaces.

MAGA...before it's too f'n late.

Anonymous said...

Hey there , all of the above mentioned position posters are so true , WTF is the REAL AMERICAN world coming to ?

Anonymous said...

As I-70 crumbles and bridges fail we are worrying about this?

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about the big pricey repairs to crumbly ol' I-70, bridges, and such. Leonardo, Al, and Matt Bunch wants us outta fossil fuel powered rides. We're scolded to get biking, hiking, and horsebacking instead.

So, when's the NO DAPL's pout and shout march at those tribal casinos where very many fossil fuel filled cars, trucks, and yuuuuge charter busses arrive 24/7 ?! Will they yell and wave signs with #NotMyPipeline ?!