We didn't get the GOP gathering last year so this is probably the next, best thing . . .
AN EPIC CLOWN CONVENTION WARNS THAT THEY'RE SOON TO DESCEND UPON KANSAS CITY!!!
Their message is hopeful and they say this is "A unique chance to gain an insight to the world of clowning . . . The art of clowning is fun, contagious, and intriguing."
However, those of us with coulrophobia fear otherwise . . . Especially after last Summer's clown scare that gripped the nation and proved that people are more scared of clowns than global climate change.
Check the presser . . .
Clowns from around the world entertain in Kansas City, Mo.
What: Clowns Of America International 32nd Convention CLOWNY TOONS
When: April 25 -30, 2017
Where: Hilton Kansas City Airport
Why: Clown education and competitions
The Clowns of America International Convention will draw approximately 300 clowns.
They will be attending classes, performing and competing in the following categories: skits ( single entertainers and group entertainers), costumes, face painting, performing in parades, and balloon twisting. Hosted by Northland Clown Guild Alley 217. Skit and parade competitions are open to the public at no charge.
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We have a clown convention everyday of the year here down at city hall.
ReplyDeletelol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YASS!
ReplyDeleteHow fitting. In a town full of clowns, now Kansas City gets to hold its convention. You can't make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they are all Democrats too.
ReplyDeleteOnly a clown would want to come to Kansas City and risk getting killed to be in a Clown Convention.
ReplyDeleteclowns have been getting a bad rap recently. hope they can make clowns great again.
ReplyDeleteCrying clowns should be a real hit here in snowflake country.
ReplyDeleteWhat with City Hall and the KC star editorial board- a conference of clowns however official seems redundant..
ReplyDeleteThis clown convention is in town to protest the clown doppelgängers at City Hall and Mary Sanchez
ReplyDeleteClown convention = Commute to JoCo. I see them in their cars!
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