Friday, November 11, 2016

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! INSIDER MARKET RESEARCH DATA SEYZ MOST KANSAS CITY ROYALS AND CHIEFS FANBOYS ALSO LOVE PREZ-ELECT TRUMP!!!



There's a myth that professional sport teams unite cities and forge bonds of friendship beyond demographic lines through the benefit of competition. In Kansas City, nothing could be further from the truth. The Chiefs and Royals are mostly a pastime for affluent white people who skew overwhelmingly Republican and in support of Donald Trump.

The recent 2016 World Series elicited some complaints from Kansas City residents about adverts ruining their baseball watching experience but the demographics and market analysis behind advertiser support was solid.

Let's drill down further . . .

- Kansas City Royals and Chiefs games are exceptionally costly compared with local entertainment options. Recent winning streaks have drive up prices even further. The prices are mostly paid by older, middle-class white mailes. Even a cursory look in the stands reveals those pro-sports patrons are all white guys. Fact check: Whites elected Trump.

- Both educated and not . . . White men comprise the main demographic of season ticket holders and attendees at Kauffman Stadium. Some call the election of Trump: The "Revenge of White Men."

- Suburban residents of the Greater Kansas City metro area comprise an important percentage of Royals and Chiefs fans. Check the exit polling data and notice that suburban areas of Kansas City mostly voted for Trump in terms of the 30-something to middle-aged white male demographic that we identified previously both educated and otherwise.

Some of these stats and market research data were shared with Jackson County officials and both teams early this morning. Thanks to our blog community the data was forwarded our way and into the filthy hands of our blog community.

Conclusion . . .

KANSAS CITY ROYALS AND CHIEFS FANS ARE MOSTLY COMPRISED OF PROUD TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!!

Moreover, even while acknowledging that market research is not an exact science . . .

EVEN CURSORY COMPARATIVE DEMOGRAPHIC ANALYSIS LEADS MARKETERS TO CORRELATE CHEFS AND ROYALS FANS WITH TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!!

Fact is, and like it or not, over and over we've hoped that so many locals would realize the reality of their living situation and this bit of market research and analysis should help that effort.

We also want to thank EL BRYAN for that kick-ass lead photo illustration which provides more perspective on Kansas City Royals Glory days given the current election results.

Developing . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

So what are you telling us here? White people like the royals and chiefs and they also like Trump?

Generally, the research might point that out but it's not always true.

Marketers aren't scientists. They're just salesmen and they would be smart to reach out to royals and chiefs fans.

JoJo said...

Look toward the younger demographic TKC.

NFL ratings are falling off:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/sports/football/nfl-tv-ratings-shorter-games-fewer-commercials.html

You people are playing video games, not watching TV for hours. That is the future of the marketing. Royals and Chiefs need to deal with it before they become obsolete as well.

KC jd said...

people watch sports to get away from politics. I was annoyed by this year's series too.

Anonymous said...

Been seeing a lot of incoherent people stumbling around the past few days.

Anonymous said...

Oh we'll watch negroes do their little dances on the field but we don't want them with us in the stands. The Royals are overrun with spics and the less said about the Negroid Football League the better.

That is of course a fact, not the liberal diarrhea musings you squirt out, Tony. Mexcrement is Mexcrement.

Anonymous said...

Some of these stats and market research data were shared with Jackson County officials and both teams early this morning. Thanks to our blog community the data was forwarded our way and into the filthy hands of our blog community.

Post them. Otherwise, you're a liar.

Anonymous said...

^^^ You just read the post and commented on it. Keep sniffing.

Anonymous said...

Now if I said a lot of Hilliary voters liked fried chicken and watermellon what would I be called?

Anonymous said...

^^^ Your analysis would be incomplete and misspelled. You're also forgetting about the tampons.

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Trannys use tampons?

Anonymous said...

^^^ lol.

Anonymous said...

Of course white people elected Trump, Way to go Captain Obvious. Want to know why? As many have said, blacks as a whole are a failed race, they will soon have no place in this world as it will require a different skill set to prosper in the future. Trump, I think, will actually try to help them, but the vast majority will reject it.

Once we have proof of that, then I would hope any conservative running for office will finally and totally just ignore them when it comes to elections. It is a waste of time, money, and resources.

They are way too stupid to actually help themselves. If we can stop the overbreeding of blacks eventually they will go away, leaving just a relative handful to deal with. Perhaps the Mexicans can take care of the rest.

We pulled off one of the biggest fuck yous in our nation's history and it was well deserved. So much for the will of the people, huh liberals?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Go Chefs!!! Cook em up!

Anonymous said...

I’m a white guy
I take no crap
When I do my Caucasian rap
I say thank you
And I say please,
I like mayonnaise
And Velveeta cheese.
I’m a white guy
You got a problem with that?

Anonymous said...

We need to cut taxes and stop subsidizing the chiefs and royal. Oh wait a minute, you like taxes being spent on your bullshit. Fuck you, cock sucker.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what any of you want. Trump is president and shit is going to change. The ones who really have a problem are the criminals and moochers. Time to go legit and get a job people.