Monday, November 07, 2016

SHOCK!!! DANGEROUS KANSAS CITY WESTPORT AIRBNB SCARES INTERNETS!!!



Visions of Sabine Jemeljanova are somewhat comforting amid this scary online review of violent Kansas City thwarting an Internets discount service . . .

Check the review .  .. 

My girlfriend and I recently visited Kansas City and stayed at an Airbnb. The accommodations were great, the hosts were friendly, and our overall experience was very positive. However, the area nearby that they told us was safe is not safe (in fact, I heard a shooting there overnight). Do we mention this in our review?

On one hand, these people were great; their house was nice and they were very friendly an accommodating. However, in addition to the shooting that I heard (and I confirmed it by reading the paper the next day; it was less than a mile away from us, in in the heart of the entertainment district), it turns out that there is one violent crime there every four days (my girlfriend looked this up) and there have been shootings in the same area once the previous two months as well.

When we asked about safety, the host told us that it was fine as long as we were street-smart . . .

And then . . .

Read the whole review for a question of AirBnB etiquette whilst local violence continues to hurt commerce of all kinds.

Developing . . .

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

And the shooters weren't even the real legal gun owners. I'm so glad Sly is hell bent on fighting guns possessed by honest citizens while his pizza gulping little thugs shoot up the town.

Bob said...

The owner told you right. I'm not sure where you could stay in Kansas City or any other urban area and be assured that no shooting will occur within a mile radius.

Anonymous said...

Rule of thumb in KC said:

"If you hear a gun shot in Kansas City then you weren't shot, enjoy the rest of your stay here".

Anonymous said...

Well of course it's not safe idiots. Do you just buy any bull shit you see on social media?

Anonymous said...

All the apologists on that thread are funny. And clueless.

Anonymous said...

Stupid millennials. They’ll trust in any old garbage that gets slung their way. The only thing they steer way clear from is the truth. Brainwashing is a powerful thing.

Anonymous said...

So these people are apparently unaware of the code humans use in reviews to warn of the hideous negro? It's a little more subtle than

DANGER NOGS WARNING

but everybody knows it. Or so I thought.

Anonymous said...

I have rented from Airbnb several times and I gotta tell ya that the houses are VERY nice. Something a negro would NEVER think of going too. Rented one a couple months ago that was lakeside, canoes, BBQ, own fishing dock complete with all the fishing gear. Awesome site. Negroes would never think to go to these great places. Plus I haven't been to one that was anywhere NEAR a negro either.

Poor stupid humans. But, even the stupidest human is smarter than any negro with a Ph.D. It's genetics.

Anonymous said...

Must have an AR 15 , IF YOU ARE A WHITE MAN HUMAN BEINGS ANYWHERE NEAR THAT KILLA CITY , DUMBASS DYKES !

Anonymous said...

Looks like a nice place. I will give it a goo.

Anonymous said...

Looks like there will only be 23,999,998 tourists visiting KC next year.

Anonymous said...

Street smart = stay inside after dark.