Tuesday, November 01, 2016

Kansas City Blow Job Craigslist Car Deal



Because we've noticed with all kinds of Internets sales tactics and we're interested in the discourse surrounding commerce and Kansas City's online denizens . . .

Here's an interesting offer suggested by OUR AWESOME BLOG COMMUNITY worth a peek:

I'm a single 23 y/o trying to get rid of the car. It needs just a little work to run but doesn't run now. It's an 86 Chevette. If you can haul it or fix it to drive away it's yours. I will offer a blowjob to get it off my property. Please serious inquiries only.
~ Kelly K

A photo of the illicit advert for posterity . . .



And, as always, a warning that meeting people on the Internets is mostly a good way to get killed.

And just today six Kansas City-area residents are now facing federal charges of conspiring to use online dating ads to set up victims for armed robberies.

More in a bit . . .

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

If this broad did not include a photo of herself I have to believe the car looks a hell of a lot better than she does. NO DEAL!

Anonymous said...

And look at the location. You just knew it was skanky blond-headed bitch from Brookside. It never changes.

Anonymous said...

"Kansas City-area residents are now facing federal charges of conspiring to use online dating ads to set up victims for armed robberies"

Just goes to show you! One way or another those bitches are going to get in your billfold.

PS: does Google have any photos of a storefront when a human being would actually shop?

Anonymous said...

Lol @a good way to get killed.

Anonymous said...

If she would have offered to let someone fuck her up the ass

i'd have that old chevette running like a top..

Only one condition- No rubber!

Anonymous said...

I notice you didn't include a photo either.

The Captain said...

I like the cut of her jib!

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

When Candice dated a professional baseball pitcher, for good luck, before each game she kissed his balls!!!

Anonymous said...

Judging by the car, recommend you get your shots first and wear a full-body condom.