Monday, November 21, 2016

EPIC MASSIVE SNAKE SLITHERS THROUGH KANSAS CITY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

This report reveals local newsies intimidated, excited, shivering with anticipation and maybe just a bit curious as they confront this monster. Take in all the excitement right here: 10-foot Burmese python found loose in KC neighborhood

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Where in Kansas City was this snake??

Anonymous said...

He heard the streetcar authority was so desperate for ridership that they had started counting riders by the foot, so he hopped aboard.
Hope the 24 million tourists like him!

Bob said...

Shouldn't that be a Myanmarese python?

Anonymous said...

LOLZ on 7:37

Anonymous said...

There is an infestation of these pythons moving up through Georgia.

Anonymous said...

Heard Sly was layin' low.

Anonymous said...

Tropical snake. Won't survive a hard freeze. End of story.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the snake will run for mayor.

Scratch that. He'd have to be a blacksnake to get elected here.

Anonymous said...

At least it wasn't a 10ft. one eyed trouser snake.

Anonymous said...

New pair of boots.