EPIC MASSIVE SNAKE SLITHERS THROUGH KANSAS CITY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

This report reveals local newsies intimidated, excited, shivering with anticipation and maybe just a bit curious as they confront this monster. Take in all the excitement right here: 10-foot Burmese python found loose in KC neighborhood

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  1. Anonymous11/21/16, 7:20 PM

    Where in Kansas City was this snake??

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  2. Anonymous11/21/16, 7:27 PM

    He heard the streetcar authority was so desperate for ridership that they had started counting riders by the foot, so he hopped aboard.
    Hope the 24 million tourists like him!

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  3. Bob11/21/16, 7:37 PM

    Shouldn't that be a Myanmarese python?

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  4. Anonymous11/21/16, 10:45 PM

    LOLZ on 7:37

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  5. Anonymous11/22/16, 1:22 AM

    There is an infestation of these pythons moving up through Georgia.

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  6. Anonymous11/22/16, 4:11 AM

    Heard Sly was layin' low.

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  7. Anonymous11/22/16, 6:45 AM

    Tropical snake. Won't survive a hard freeze. End of story.

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  8. Anonymous11/22/16, 7:09 AM

    Perhaps the snake will run for mayor.

    Scratch that. He'd have to be a blacksnake to get elected here.

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  9. Anonymous11/22/16, 7:58 AM

    At least it wasn't a 10ft. one eyed trouser snake.

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  10. Anonymous11/22/16, 3:30 PM

    New pair of boots.

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