Friday, October 28, 2016

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! DISGRUNTLED CONSUMER REVIEW: DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY LUXURY APARTMENT LIFE RUINED BY DRAMA!!!



A myriad of luxury living space continues to crop up inside the Downtown Kansas City loop. Some of it has been widely celebrate, other dwelling are still under the radar. Almost all of these new residences are heavily subsidized by taxpayers.

Accordingly . . .

CHECK THIS REVIEW POSTED TO OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY REGARDING AN UNNAMED DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY "LUXURY" DWELLING THAT HAS BEEN TARNISHED BY SALACIOUS SCANDAL!!!

Here's the word . . .

"Worst apartments ever. The leasing agents are all whores. I'm still trying to decide if they're really married and how their spouses could be so blind to their drugged out sluttish ways...You have to play sports and or screw one of the 4th floor "associates" (if they should even be called that) to get any perks. Even then, when it's all over and they've gotten their rocks, expect lease violations from out of the blue because now they've moved on to another jock to ride. And it's just a continuous cycle. Don't move here unless you're wanting to be back in college with all the senseless drama. This "luxury" apartment complex is its own soap opera and nothing good will come out of living here except the view. The view is great. However, the amenities, and unprofessional staff can SUCK IT!"

Again, we're not naming any names here but as rents climb throughout Kansas City and the real estate game is exceptionally prone to drama. This kind of consumer frustration and dissatisfaction is becoming far more rampant.

Developing  . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Typical Kansas City.

People get a little power and money and they pretend that they're living in midtown Manhattan.

Get over it. It's just Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up for the jock ridin?

Sounds like a deal. I don't care if I lose my deposit. Because I plan to stain the walls.

Bad.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you can be a filthy tabloid TKC. And I love it!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^

1st World.

People.

Problems.

Anonymous said...

5:16 PM
For the win!

Anonymous said...

Won't be long before CRIMINAL activity explodes / expansion to this Pozers TRANNY BITCHES part of KILLA CITY ! BOYZ in the metrosexual hood will be a raping and a aping so da live long day , even if day be gay ¡

David S. Pumpkins said...

That'll scare the Hell out of you.

Also, that rent seems too damn high. You gotta take a discount if you want to pay to grab some kitty.

Any questions?

Anonymous said...

Is trolley boy the disgruntled resident?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Socks 101 is a downtown luxury high-rise tenant.
Maybe the ho's don't appreciate a metrosexual.

Anonymous said...

It's a club and he ain't in it

Anonymous said...

Those will be totally section 8 housing for the TRANNY BITCHES within a year ! Hopefully they will decorate their new cribs with pink leather and lace and whips and chains and butt plugs to fill them main drains , luxury ouch ¡

Anonymous said...

This is one of the reasons why i prefer living in a trailer.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ LOL!

Nicely done and a common sentiment among this "blog community." No argument here. Women know what they're in for when they come back to a trailer.

Anonymous said...

Living in fabulous downtown KCMO!
If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!
Hahahahahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Hey there 8:34 ! Me agreed with you ! Already way too many metrosexual areas of KILLA CITY , about a million Skip down to that first Friday cluster hump ! Hard , oh so VERY hard to tell a she from a he or an it , cause of the Plaza GRABBING of any tit ! Seems like the primary focus meeting point for the HOMOSEXUALLY PEOPLE is at Diebels on the Plaza ?

Anonymous said...

is there an early pullout penalty?

I don't trust women in real estate.

Don't want to be in a woman in real estate to long.

Anonymous said...

Downtown Kansas City has been a shit hole for ages. Now it's upgraded to a shit hole with a nice restaurant every few blocks. Why would anybody in their right mind ever want to live there?

In happening cities, people choose to put up with the hassles and expense of urban living so they can be in the middle of the action.

If you think Kansas City is a happening place, you probably are from Topeka or Joplin. Shaking down the rubes is the age-old way of making money in Kansas City. Has been since Pendergast.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^Or Coffeyville.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^meanwhile, back at Tony Botello's mom's basement.....