Monday, October 17, 2016

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY INDEPENDENT SCARY MOVIE TERRIFIES TRUMP VOTERS!!!



Kansas City moviemakers recently crafted a cinematic masterpiece which not only serves as a terrifying chronicle of horrible local dating life but also offers a warning to denizens of the cowtown hookup culture during dangerous and politically charged times.

To wit . . .

FIRST ON TKC THIS MORNING . . . CHECK OUT THIS KANSAS CITY SCARY MOVE THAT SHOULD STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF TRUMP VOTERS!!!

BLINDED - It will grab you by the pussy.

Description:

"An indie short created by Laurie Catherine Winkel, Bailey Becvar and Matthew Dunehoo for the Independent Film Commission of Kansas City's TERROR ON THE PLAINS short horror film contest."

Objectively, the lighting is mostly horrible, the dialogue seems mostly improvised and even the mic work is bad . . . This is an independent movie after all. Also, like most Kansas City hookups it should have only been two minutes long.

BUT . . . The premise and punch line is solid along with a great title and tag line. Sometimes that's all you need. Especially when we're talking "local" celebrity . . .

Take a look:



Given that the Pitch, Reddit dweebs, and a few more newsie outlets will typically swagger jack local culture news that broke first on TKC . . . OUR VERY BEST TKC BLOG COMMUNITY REVIEWS will be re-blogged later amid this spooky campaign silly season . . .

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Kudos to these filmmakers.

I'll admit there are a few problems with this movie and I was wondering when they would get to the point.

But this is a classic and it shows the dangers of loose women who are easily triggered.

It's not Hitchcock but it's pretty good.

Anonymous said...

baaaaaaaaaaad bitches are a thing man

Anonymous said...

The Cult of the Amateur
Originally published: June 5, 2007

Anonymous said...

That chick is cute. I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

Segue to the scene where Bill Clinton slaps her around, then tells her to get some ice on that swollen lip.

Anonymous said...

BLINDED

A cautionary tale of the dangers of dating politically Liberal women. Daddy issues, poor taste in music, excessive wine consumption, short hairstyles, a "Hillary" tattoo, admission of bi-curious thoughts, and a passing reference to the film Fatal Attraction....these can all be warning signs that your date may be harboring Lorena Bobbitt tendencies.

Friends Don't Let Friends Date Liberal Women

Anonymous said...

Articles like this should scare the shit out of Tony Buttholio supporters.

Anonymous said...

Dude thought he was in the pink when he pulled out that Miles Davis.

Then he let her tell him to stop drinking like a CUCKED BITCH.

JoJo said...

Nice movie. Kc women are crazy

Anonymous said...

^^^ True dat.

Anonymous said...

I can never get those minutes back , what a bore