TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY METRO POLICE INUNDATED WITH CREEPY CLOWN COPYCAT CALLS!!!
A few weeks ago, our blog community was FIRST to identify a horrifying threat to Kansas City now trending throughout the nation.
Credit to Kansas City crimefighter Alonzo Washington who also told his Twitter friends about the creepy clown phenomena but puts it in perspective with all the other threats confronting locals amid the weekend.
Now . . .
KANSAS CITY POLICE ACROSS THE METRO CONFRONT A SURGE OF CREEPY CLOWN COPYCATS ATTEMPTING TO SCARE LOCALS WITH FRIGHTENING MASKS AND CAPITALIZING ON THIS NATIONAL MEDIA SENSATION!!!
The latest Blue Springs creepy clown threat has police even more concerned about the trend.
Background:
Daily Mail: How clowns are terrorizing children and adults across the country
Quartz . . . Creepy clown sightings: Why are clowns so scary?
Esquire: Now Creepy Clowns Are Threatening School Districts
Back in the greater Kansas City metro. Police have been doing their best to keep Kansas City off the national radar as a creepy clown hot spot but Midtown, suburban and now JoCo teens are FINALLY starting to catch on this meme as a way to scare their elders.
A word of warning from a local lawman . . .
"Sooner or later, somebody is going to get shot. Let's just take a step back and look at this objectively: Teens are using this trend to roam around neighborhoods and schools, sneak up on people and scare them while wearing masks. It's a recipe for disaster and right now I think all of the metro law enforcement agencies are working on how to address the trend without putting it on the radar for even more stupid teens to go out and copycat. But the calls coming in are definitely increasing over the past week and we're just glad that nobody has been hurt . . . So far."
And so, Kansas city is turning the creepy clown trend into a popular prank.
Meanwhile, we want to remind locals that this coulrophobia is on the rise in Kansas City thanks to youngsters clowning this media trend.
Developing . . .
Put it in perspective Tk.
ReplyDeleteWith the new ccw laws coming up. This will be a tragedy in KC.
somebody always gets shot in KC.
ReplyDeleteAnything would scare KCPD.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of clowns. Notice in the Roy Blunt commercials his wife looks like Catlyn Jenner!
ReplyDelete^^^^^ Ouch.
ReplyDeleteAluminum baseball bat will work fine.
ReplyDeleteHarvest Fest was the coolest best ever!
ReplyDeleteHey!! , Mother Fuckers!!
ReplyDeleteYou have been Warned . Now its up to YOU..
FUCK AROUND & YOU WON'T BE AROUND!!
Ya'll will be the Fuck Witt's that get CLOWNED!! Believe It.
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all screaming.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt that Creepy Clowns are the perfect bait for drama queens. Those that don't have behavior disorders cold really give a shit less.
ReplyDeleteWow Tony what do you think?
ReplyDeleteAfter all, you're a creep.
And you're a clown.
So you ought to know right?
John Wayne Gacy is still the king of the killer clowns.
ReplyDeleteIt's just black people wasting police resources.
ReplyDeleteLets get our panties in a bunch over some ass hat in a clown suit....Who Cares? It ain't like they are carrying a machete and a SKS like the black on the streets do.
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