Friday, October 14, 2016

FRIDAY FAIR WARNING: KANSAS CITY MARATHON WILL RUIN EARLY SATURDAY!!!



Once again, a faux charity event will clog Kansas City streets and bring this town to a standstill in the name of vanity and a competition that should be held in Overland Park.

THE KANSAS CITY MARATHON IS TOMORROW MORNING AND IT'LL MAKE LOCAL STREETS PRETTY MUCH IMPASSIBLE!!!

About 5 years ago the smartest crooks I've ever seen robbed a bank that was just opening in the Southland and timed it perfectly with Marathon start times . . . For everybody else, it just means a long wait in traffic.

Take a look:

Fox4KC: Plan Ahead: Multiple RideKC bus routes will be altered for Kansas City Marathon

SportKC: Why you should spectate for the Kansas City Marathon

KMBZ: Runners prepare for annual race in Kansas City

Here's the course information . . . You've been warned.

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

A target rich enviroment.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

Jordan runs in the Cameltoe Classic!!!

Anonymous said...

Actually few of the contestants will actually run. Most millennials will jog a 4:30 marathon, finish just behind the top 65 year olds and proudly display their 26.2 sticker.

Anonymous said...

Better be packing up a Gun on you ass my white people butts ¡

Anonymous said...

The healthy runners can even stop at QuikTrip for their sugar donuts and soda pop!

Anonymous said...

Is that big ass Groid Slick SLY 'S GUNNA be running ? Maybe if there's $100 Bills floating in the air in front of him , F . .king A , he'd win ¡

Crazy Clown said...

CONFIRMED - SLY JAMES Will be Running in the event !!!!!

Yes, I said RUNNING in the Event,,,,,,,,

in the Event,, somebody should decide to kick his Communist Ass,,,,,,,,

Anonymous said...

We need to spread the fun and money around. This race needs to go down Montgual voer through Swope Park.
Lets be fair and send all the foo Foo runners east.