FRIDAY FAIR WARNING: KANSAS CITY MARATHON WILL RUIN EARLY SATURDAY!!!
Once again, a faux charity event will clog Kansas City streets and bring this town to a standstill in the name of vanity and a competition that should be held in Overland Park.
THE KANSAS CITY MARATHON IS TOMORROW MORNING AND IT'LL MAKE LOCAL STREETS PRETTY MUCH IMPASSIBLE!!!
About 5 years ago the smartest crooks I've ever seen robbed a bank that was just opening in the Southland and timed it perfectly with Marathon start times . . . For everybody else, it just means a long wait in traffic.
Take a look:
Fox4KC: Plan Ahead: Multiple RideKC bus routes will be altered for Kansas City Marathon
SportKC: Why you should spectate for the Kansas City Marathon
KMBZ: Runners prepare for annual race in Kansas City
Here's the course information . . . You've been warned.