Once again, a faux charity event will clog Kansas City streets and bring this town to a standstill in the name of vanity and a competition that should be held in Overland Park.
THE KANSAS CITY MARATHON IS TOMORROW MORNING AND IT'LL MAKE LOCAL STREETS PRETTY MUCH IMPASSIBLE!!!
About 5 years ago the smartest crooks I've ever seen robbed a bank that was just opening in the Southland and timed it perfectly with Marathon start times . . . For everybody else, it just means a long wait in traffic.
Take a look:
Fox4KC: Plan Ahead: Multiple RideKC bus routes will be altered for Kansas City Marathon
SportKC: Why you should spectate for the Kansas City Marathon
KMBZ: Runners prepare for annual race in Kansas City
Here's the course information . . . You've been warned.
A target rich enviroment.
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ReplyDeleteJordan runs in the Cameltoe Classic!!!
Actually few of the contestants will actually run. Most millennials will jog a 4:30 marathon, finish just behind the top 65 year olds and proudly display their 26.2 sticker.
ReplyDeleteBetter be packing up a Gun on you ass my white people butts ¡
ReplyDeleteThe healthy runners can even stop at QuikTrip for their sugar donuts and soda pop!
ReplyDeleteIs that big ass Groid Slick SLY 'S GUNNA be running ? Maybe if there's $100 Bills floating in the air in front of him , F . .king A , he'd win ¡
ReplyDeleteCONFIRMED - SLY JAMES Will be Running in the event !!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, I said RUNNING in the Event,,,,,,,,
in the Event,, somebody should decide to kick his Communist Ass,,,,,,,,
We need to spread the fun and money around. This race needs to go down Montgual voer through Swope Park.
ReplyDeleteLets be fair and send all the foo Foo runners east.