Saturday, September 17, 2016

TKC EXCLUSIVE SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! CREEPY CLOWNS SEEN IN KANSAS CITY AMID SCARY THREAT!!!



One last Kansas City point of contention for now . . .

BEWARE!!! EARLY REPORTS FROM TOP ECHELON KANSAS CITY TIPSTERS REVEAL SCARY-ASS CLOWNS SPOTTED IN KANSAS CITY WITH WARNING OF MORE PERFORMANCE ART TERROR ON THE WAY!!!

Background . . . Scary clowns have been scaring the nation all Summer long:

CNET: Creepy clowns out there are disobeying the Clown Commandments

NY TIMES: Creepy Clown Reports Continue, and Clowns Are Not Happy

The Week: Why are creepy clowns terrorizing America?

More local word . . .

THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GETTING EARLY WORD OF CREEPY KANSAS CITY CLOWNS IN THE CROSSROADS AND WEST BOTTOMS NOT PLAYING SO NICE WITH THE LOCALS!!!

Some might call this "Coulrophobia" hitting Kansas City but that stupid Suicide Squad movie kinda proved that nobody really likes clowns anyhoo . . .

And so, expect local MSM to catch up with this trend sometime later this week but be warned that it's not just political bozos scaring Kansas City during election silly season.

And all of this inspires our playlist tonight . . .



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nicholson's joker was solid but Heath's adaptation was just as iconic as Cesar Romero's more whimsical take on the mischievous clown who as always been more interesting than Batman.

Pagliacci said...

No, pagliaccio non son. You KC jokers wouldn't know a real clown if you saw one.

Anonymous said...

Too many clowns running around before November to count.

Anonymous said...

Safer then negros running around killing people!

KC Chuckles said...

You are a clown @8:46 and nobody likes you. That is why you are alone on a Saturday night. Join the club of Tony's losers but you should try aND so better for youself

Anonymous said...

You are here with me I'm not alone!

Anonymous said...

When you say clown you must be talking about slime James

Anonymous said...

When I think of "creepy clowns" I think of you Tony.

You're a creep.

And you're a clown.

Serpentor said...

^^^ True dat.

Anonymous said...

Trump is the biggest clown threat in the land.

Anonymous said...

Rather see a clown like Donald in office, than a hateful liar like Hillary in office.

Anonymous said...

Saw a clown driving near the crossroads in an SUV. I though he was going to some house party. Does that count?

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, isn't Donald a hateful liar?

Anonymous said...

8:46 hey boring guy, your clown ship just came in!

All stupid and creepy to make you feel at home!
Fly, little man, fly to your tribe. They will do you no harm!

Anonymous said...

Toni Bonz is dead.

Anonymous said...

Sex perverts in clown suits. This is what you get when you have too many hillbillies masturbating and smoking meth in too many trailers. Seriously. Just look at what parts of the country this is happening in.

Tuleride said...

Happening in Trump country. Poor bastards. They get butthurt everyday. Why do they run to Trump? He and his clan laugh themselves sick as they manipulate the downtrodden to do their work.
Trump supporters are just sad.

MDLQ said...

The only clowns I know of are the shitfucks riding their ricepissers
down I-70........
..would love to do a quick "lanechange" to some of them as they pass.
Roadrash at 99mph.....it'd take em 85ft. to skid to a stop, with their asses smokein' for another hour and a half.
I'll have a laugh watching that!