Deadspin Hates Kansas City & The Chiefs
There are many classic lines in this post but this one is my favorite:
"Everything in KC is a second-rate version of something else. It claims it’s a big jazz hotbed because Count Basie played there almost 100 years ago before he saved up enough money to go to a real city . . ."
Take a look:
Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Kansas City Chiefs