Thursday, August 18, 2016

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY VERRÜCKT DECAPITATION CHRONICLES: FEAR THE DARK COMEDY OF THE SCHLITTERBLOG & LEGAL FIGHT TO 'TEST' THE DEADLY WATER SLIDE!!!



In our never-ending search for the scoop our blog community finds offense in some of the Internets comedy writing touted by Schlitterbahn on one of their websites that's not so well hidden . . .Along with a hint at putting the slide back in use if only for further investigation.

Checkit:

schlitterblog.com

It's mostly promotional hype but with a kind of cheeky tone that assumes nothing horrific is going to happen like it did on a fateful August afternoon.

Moreover . . .

A few highlights our blog community has picked out . . .

"As of 2014, the KCK park was offers a look FOUR people per raft . . . Confirms the use of the net, without complaint, both in KC and New Braunfels, TX and then an attmept to design away from that concept in another park . . . The author is a comedy writer not a PR pro and that's why the blog seems so awful in retrospect."

A series of posts worth a look that should be even more relevant when they have to tear it down:

Construction Diaries – Kansas City – Verrückt

Moreover . . .

TKC EXCLUSIVE: KANSAS CITY INSIDERS FEAR AN ORGANIZED EFFORT TO GET THE WATER SLIDE BACK OPEN WITH UPCOMING "TESTING"TO GET PEOPLE ACCUSTOMED TO THE IDEA OF THE SLIDE BACK IN USE . . . BEHIND THE SCENES LAWYERS ARE ALREADY WRANGLING OVER "TESTING" OF THE SLIDE NOT JUST TO DETERMINE WHAT HAPPENED BUT ALSO TO SHOW THE WORLD'S TALLEST WATER MONSTROSITY BACK IN ACTION!!!

Once again . . .

OUR BLOG COMMUNITY STILL CONTENTS THAT THE WATER SLIDE MUST BE DESTROYED AFTER THE INVESTIGATION IS COMPLETE!!!

Check a few more links that followup our EPIC reporting using deets that MSM in Kansas City is to scared to mention aloud . . .

WIBW: Scientists question putting lighter passengers in front of raft after Schlitterbahn death

KCTV5: Two injured women who rode Verruckt with Caleb Schwab hire attorneys

New York Post: Dad demands to know how son was decapitated on water slide

Daily Mail: Kansas City decapitated boy's father says he is looking for answers from waterpark

People: Scott Schwab Speaks Out on Death of Son Caleb at Water Park: 'From the Depths of Our Hearts, We Thank You'

Developing . . .

29 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Calm down TKC, don't lose your head over all of this news.

It's important to try and pace yourself.

Anonymous said...

earlier somebody wrote that if they opened the thing today then it would be packed with thrill seekers, they are probably right.

JoJo said...

What is kind of funny and sad is all the people who can't bear to read or hear the word decapitation more than the fact that the kid was actually killed by the ride.

Anonymous said...

Still no Downfall parody. Sad.

Anonymous said...

When they tear it down, it will be a sad day for KCK and nobody will care about this blog.

I think we should start talking about putting the slide back in action.

KCK has invested so much money.

Anonymous said...

It was an accident. Some people are so dramatic.

Bob said...

"...the water slide must be destroyed after the investigation is complete!" So, sentence first, trial later?

Anonymous said...

Human misery leveraged by Tony.

Nothing new, but always pathetic.

Anonymous said...

There aren't any "insiders" worried about what Schlitterbahn does. And your buttbuddy Stupor Dave Larson doesn't count.

Every day in every way, Tony, your mental illnesses manifests itself online. Who can resist.

Anonymous said...

I think those two porkers need to go on a crash diet and get ahead of future health issues. Did one of them actually catch the head ion their lap like the news report said?

Anonymous said...

More people died on Ferris Wheels that same week.
It will reopen with modified equipment and rules and the lines will be even longer.

Durruti Shores said...

^^^^^ so your saying that a bunch of people got their heads cut off but we never heard about it. Unlikely.

Anonymous said...

SCHITTERBAHN reportedly has 2 offers on the chopping block for the Verruckt:

1) The Chinese want to disassemble the ride, ship it to Beijing, and build an amusement park around the structure, thereby claiming the world's tallest water slide.

2) Hillary Clinton's campaign seeks to use it as an intimidation tool for any who question her physical/mental fitness for office. Clinton detractors will have their assets seized, stripped naked, marched at gunpoint up the stairs, blindfolded, and thrown off the tower. The Clinton Foundation will operate the Verruckt as a charitable endeavor.

Anonymous said...

@8:59 only stupid thing I see spoken here was done by you.

Anonymous said...

KCK has not "invested so much".
They have invested nothing.
It's Schlitterbahn's development money, idiot.

KCK would simply LOSE tax revenues.
And a giant eyesore.

Anonymous said...

Milk, Milk, Milk, Milk!

Anonymous said...

And here you are 12:04 just lapping it up from Tony's massively engorged teats!

Drink that milk wildman!!

Anonymous said...

I hope Ryan Lockjaw and his faggy swimbros all lose their gold medals.

Anonymous said...

I hope they leak the autopsy photos.

Anonymous said...

I hope that the entire Brazilian beach volleyball team sits on my face for the remainder of the Olympics.

Anonymous said...

Nope, 1:07, they've sent in their contributions to that Lyin' Crooked Clinton "charitable" foundation. Effectively, their "short circuit", "talking past" the media, and "sniper fire" memory lapses are now ALL FORGIVEN.

Anonymous said...

11:32 so nice to hear from one of the UG crooks. This cesspool of corruption city fleeced tax payers $800,000. City crooks bought rusted out used crap which was parked in the mud for years. Have hundreds of photos to prove it.

Anonymous said...

Send pics to Tony, 11:32.

Anonymous said...

I think Tony,Stupid(as fuck)Dave ,and Mark Alford,should sack-up and volunteer to ride that bad mother fucker ASAP..Then we will take your constant babbling serious,maybe

Anonymous said...

12:35 You have no idea what I lap up, but I assure you it isn't a drama queen Botello pop.

Anonymous said...

Ummm, question...upon closer look underneath, the rust build up and hinges look suspect. Could the release mechanism send it air born like a skier and at higher faster speed with lighter weight at front. Those women weren't that big. Is it the design of the raft? Period. Just look closer under. The photos tell themselves. I don't know just curious. Look at that long metal bar across and the hinges.

Anonymous said...

Sack up and volunteer? WTF kind of major retardation talk is that? Whats the matter 4:05 did the wife catch you paying with your Barbie dolls again and forced you to eat the peanuts from her shit again? Had these anger issues for very long? Are you feeling left out in the world 4:05 and instead of grasping the golden ring in life you choose to sit in your shit filled depends and trash talk others?

Anonymous said...

AHHHHAAHH,goddamn looks like i hit a BIG ol' nerve.lets see ..this could be anyone of the three goof ball's i was fucking with.Tony? no although he dopes have a shit fetish..alford? no that that sawed off little fuck was sleeping.stupid dave ? perhaps but im leaning more towards a sd fart sniffer maybe his cunt face sister ..who knows he has a few jackoffs out there who protect him from meanies like me.his brother more than likely as it is well known that sd has a scat fetish so no surprice if shit ran through his entire families veins.you are a nasty shit loven mofo larson brother.do you let your mommy shit on your chest every morning,make her give you a hot carl after ur coffee..go fuck yens all yen kcc rejects ur shit only flies at hearns or when larson family reunion comes around and everybody throws their scat at each other yep one of your asshole sniffers clearly enamored with poop or probably your daddymore like it..angry? not at all but you certainly seem pissed .if u cant handle it stay off here.just a bunch of meanies making fun of you.hahaha scat-man

Anonymous said...

10:22 is one very sick individual that should be reported to someone.