TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY VERRÜCKT DECAPITATION CHRONICLES: FEAR THE DARK COMEDY OF THE SCHLITTERBLOG & LEGAL FIGHT TO 'TEST' THE DEADLY WATER SLIDE!!!
In our never-ending search for the scoop our blog community finds offense in some of the Internets comedy writing touted by Schlitterbahn on one of their websites that's not so well hidden . . .Along with a hint at putting the slide back in use if only for further investigation.
It's mostly promotional hype but with a kind of cheeky tone that assumes nothing horrific is going to happen like it did on a fateful August afternoon.
Moreover . . .
A few highlights our blog community has picked out . . .
"As of 2014, the KCK park was offers a look FOUR people per raft . . . Confirms the use of the net, without complaint, both in KC and New Braunfels, TX and then an attmept to design away from that concept in another park . . . The author is a comedy writer not a PR pro and that's why the blog seems so awful in retrospect."
A series of posts worth a look that should be even more relevant when they have to tear it down:
Construction Diaries – Kansas City – Verrückt
Moreover . . .
TKC EXCLUSIVE: KANSAS CITY INSIDERS FEAR AN ORGANIZED EFFORT TO GET THE WATER SLIDE BACK OPEN WITH UPCOMING "TESTING"TO GET PEOPLE ACCUSTOMED TO THE IDEA OF THE SLIDE BACK IN USE . . . BEHIND THE SCENES LAWYERS ARE ALREADY WRANGLING OVER "TESTING" OF THE SLIDE NOT JUST TO DETERMINE WHAT HAPPENED BUT ALSO TO SHOW THE WORLD'S TALLEST WATER MONSTROSITY BACK IN ACTION!!!
Once again . . .
OUR BLOG COMMUNITY STILL CONTENTS THAT THE WATER SLIDE MUST BE DESTROYED AFTER THE INVESTIGATION IS COMPLETE!!!
Check a few more links that followup our EPIC reporting using deets that MSM in Kansas City is to scared to mention aloud . . .
WIBW: Scientists question putting lighter passengers in front of raft after Schlitterbahn death
KCTV5: Two injured women who rode Verruckt with Caleb Schwab hire attorneys
New York Post: Dad demands to know how son was decapitated on water slide
Daily Mail: Kansas City decapitated boy's father says he is looking for answers from waterpark
People: Scott Schwab Speaks Out on Death of Son Caleb at Water Park: 'From the Depths of Our Hearts, We Thank You'
Developing . . .