Friday, August 12, 2016

The Kansas City Weekly Power Rankings!!!



Following the primary our INSIDER election coverage was unmatched in terms of REALISTIC reporting . . . Still, it's odd that this week has earned TKC more traffic than almost any other time throughout the paste year. And still there's a lot to talk about but for tonight we're inspired by the Germanic hotness of Jordan Carver as we rank the local winners this week . . .

CHECK THE KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!

For better or worse, here's who won this work week . . .

Streetcar Part Deux Chugs Along


The toy train consultants and cheerleaders want something better than fake transit and their ambitious idea proposes a $200 MILLION extension with the approval of only a few hundred voters.

Eastern Jack Power Player Mike Sanders Earns Sweet New Sugar Creek Work!!!


Some call him "Skippy" but they aren't laughing when he takes down one big contract after the next for his power player law firm and the growing possibility of a return to public life.

Alonzo Washington Stands Up Against MSM Urge To Keep Water Park Deets Secret


Mr. Washington is fearless in his advocacy against crime and this week he also took up the cause of public information in a devastating water park tragedy so that future patrons won't confront the same danger.

Mary Sanchez Makes Strong But Unsuccessful Attempt To Enforce Code Of Silence


Our blog community was FIRST with important info and conversation about another KCK tragedy this week despite the efforts of Mary Sanchez to keep newspaper readers uninformed.

Tracy Tells It Like It Is!!!


Check the TKC desktop sidebar for her latest posts and notice she's also making some great insights in the comments as Tracy Thomas transforms from a well-respected public relations guru and becomes a new Kansas City blogging power player.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

29 Comments:

TKC FANATIC said...

The streetcar is an unstoppable force but will it be able to beat the immovable object of Citizens For Responsible Government KC? Stay tuned is what we say.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I agree.

But then again, I'm here watching my girlfriend look stupid at the Gwen Stefani concert so I appreciate your effort Tk.

Anonymous said...

Dat main street extension had a 0.02% win margin on the losing extension vote when Smart KC and citizens kicked dere azzes.

That proves huge number of voters want dis ting to bar hop from downtown to the clubs at Westport.

Artego said...

Why is it always the same people who take elected office and who are up for the same jobs?

We need a serious youth movement in Kansas City from media to politics and even in the board room.

KC can be downright curmudgeonly and that is an aspect of local life we need to change. Sure, everybody hates the millennials but we need them if we're gonna move forward with our city. Let's get them away from Pokemon Go and working on something more productive!

Anonymous said...

Power Farting Rankings

Whiff KC said...

^^^^^^^^^^ Keep sniffing.

Anonymous said...

Finally, one post that doesn't mention decapitation.

Oops, sorry I ruined the streak.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

A Thin Blue Line is the only thing maintaining order among KC criminal boobs!!!

Anonymous said...

KC civic partnership aims to give 'kick in the pants' to East Side development!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ That's racist also useless. Only Jordan's titays can save Kansas City!

Anonymous said...

^^^^Someone breathed in front of a mental libtard. That makes them RAYSHITZ

Adam Warman said...

The reality is Sanders will probably knock down a cool million within the next year. T is right on.

Anonymous said...

The Sugar Creek city attorney job is $150 an hour gig and not a contract at all. It just shows you that even after landing the "big" job with Ken McClain, Sanders is out hustling for work. Of course he will not make close to $300,000 next year. Geez Adam Wartan, you sure have your head up Sanders' ass.

Anonymous said...

“The major cause for American Negroes intellectual and social deficits is hereditary and racially genetic in origin and thus not remedial to a major degree by improvement in environment.” – Dr. William Shockley, of Stanford University, Nobel Prize winner

I thank you.

JimBrodi said...

^^^^ Guess he never visred Eastern Jack? PLENTY of scumbags of all color and creeds out there.

Anonymous said...

L.O.V.E.

Adam Warman said...

9:19 I guess your sarcasm meter has was way off.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the thunderdome!

Anonymous said...

we don't agree on much but a child decapitation on a water slide brought us together.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ on 1:06. Funniest comment all week.

Anonymous said...

Sugar Creek must be doing something right. It ain't full of black ganstas.

Anonymous said...

Tony thank you for posting the picture of Dirty Mary in her hooker outfit. She sure does look ready for business.

Anonymous said...

How could I possibly confuse "streetcar chugs" with something about Jugs!

Anonymous said...

Rait baiter media wh**e followed by dirty sanchez. Thanks Tony for building my BS tolerance.

Anonymous said...

ONCE AGAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,tracy got it exactly right,
The 4 musketeers ( 3 + SANCHEZ ) from the K.C. Star-rag, refuse to tell the truth about the water-slide-decapitation-ride, because it would piss-off the assholes who own the soon-to-be-gone piece of shit, and they might lose the ad revenue, which they will as soon as the assholes go out of business for two reasons:
1.) ain't no one gonna' show up to get the kids killed.
2.) the liability insurance carrier just upped the premium anty to $ 1,000,000.00 / day.
Goodbye Shitter-BUN, if y'all need a demolition expert, I have 5 friends who will blow the motherfucker up free!
M.T.E.

Anonymous said...

Tracy you sure are a smug looking ass. Bet your a Billary supporter.

Anonymous said...

Where's the humanity, for some Giraffe had to die so Mary Sanchez could have that skirt.

Anonymous said...

That giraffe died of a serious neck injury...

Anonymous said...

Peace and love thy NIGGERS.