Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Kansas City Socialite: 'My Image Is Sex!'



Whilst Paris Hilton usually tops the popular American conception of a socialite nowadays, this Kansas City "lady" touts her role in cowtown fashionable society with a description that's too good for our blog community not to share:

"I am an elite socialite in Kansas City. If you have the opportunity to meet me I will make a huge impact on your life. In my spare time I enjoy working out, being with friends and socializing out in the city. My image is sex! I am absolutely an exotic bombshell, who is very striking and not easy to forget! Enjoy my gallery reach out if you’d like to converse!"

Our blog community reminds us that "people who are elite socialites don't tend to call attention to such" but the digital era seems to have changed the rules or at least some people believe as much.

More in a bit . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What she means is she is a whore.

chuck said...

Welcome to the "Gun Show". That chick is sporting some serious ordnance. I would advise the "Cum guy" to bring his A game before he tries to pin her and "come on her tits".

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well ... aging is no fun. But we all do it. And however unfair it may seem, nobody wants to see old people showing lots of skin. So get over it and put your goddam clothes on, Grandma. Go ahead and call me an ageist fuck. I am even older than she is.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

I have a young daughter and plan on showing her people this. I'm going to tell her this: the reason you don't see porn stars, hookers and all round sluts live very long is because at a certain point in they're lives they realize what they've done is the reason no decent man wants to marry them, so they kill themselves

Anonymous said...

Online Digital Ho House. Very Kansas City, where ho's in just about every walk of life and occupation are common.

Anonymous said...

Honey, I don't care what your social connections are, you are "backpage.com" material.

Anonymous said...

You guys don't recognize satire when you see it.

Anonymous said...

Can you say T-R-A-N-S-G-E-N-D-E-R ?

Anonymous said...

Tracy Thomas kid I am sure.

Anonymous said...

He's gonna lay that horse out when he gets a chance to palm it.

Anonymous said...

This broad is about a 5 1/2 and obviously a narcissist. If she is selling sex the bubble is seconds away from bursting. I have sheep that look better.

Anonymous said...

It's a dude. I've met him/her.

Anonymous said...

Telling someone you are an "elite socialite" pretty much negates both adjectives.... That's hysterical... ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Anonymous said...

she's a goddamn MAN you beewbs..you dont get it ,really??

Anonymous said...

If course she is. You don't think Tony would dare know any white straight males do ya?

The Kindly KC Prick said...

She sexy! I'd make some sweet lovin' but only with her permission and then ever so sweetly.