KANSAS CITY EARNESTLY PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT MIXED DOUBLES TENNIS!!! JOHNSON COUNTY'S FAVORITE WHITE GUY JACK SOCK WINS OLYMPIC GOLD!!!

Find a way to share some of this spotlight and celebrate shared glory or maybe just rejoice that this guy has earned better parking at the Macaroni Grill.

Check the news on a sport that very few people have ever voluntarily paid to watch:

USA: Jack Sock, Bethanie Mattek-Sands win gold in mixed doubles

CBS: Bethanie Mattek-Sands, Jack Sock take gold over Venus Williams, Rajeev Ram

FOX4: Overland Park proud of hometown hero Jack Sock's gold medal win

More in a bit . . .