Saturday, August 06, 2016

Johnson County Sickly Tennis Dude Jack Sock Stays Losing Olympics First Round

The Golden Ghetto idol was in bad condition for a tough opening match and didn't bring home Olympic gold. No worry as JoCo celebrity offers this hometown hero the good life in perpetuity. Checkit: Pneumonia-stricken Jack Sock knocked out of Olympics early

5 Comments:

Bob said...

Good for him for giving it his best shot. It would have been much easier to just withdraw due to health problems.

Anonymous said...

Thats right Bob, all sports are worth the risk of killing yourself or making those around you sick because of your bad luck.

Anonymous said...

That name is hilarious- Jack(off) Sock

Anonymous said...

Don't drink the water. Not even in the shower.

Anonymous said...

future star