Johnson County Sickly Tennis Dude Jack Sock Stays Losing Olympics First Round

The Golden Ghetto idol was in bad condition for a tough opening match and didn't bring home Olympic gold. No worry as JoCo celebrity offers this hometown hero the good life in perpetuity. Checkit: Pneumonia-stricken Jack Sock knocked out of Olympics early

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  1. Good for him for giving it his best shot. It would have been much easier to just withdraw due to health problems.

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  2. Thats right Bob, all sports are worth the risk of killing yourself or making those around you sick because of your bad luck.

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  3. That name is hilarious- Jack(off) Sock

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  4. Don't drink the water. Not even in the shower.

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  5. future star

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