Tuesday, August 16, 2016

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD AT KANSAS CITY 'ADULTS ONLY' WATER PARK CELEBRATION!!!



All of today corporate mainstream media has been attempting to answer Schlitterbahn Verrückt weight problem questions that have been more accurately discussed among the denizens of this blog community.

Meanwhile . . .

Just to keep things light and sexy for the Kansas City early evening: 

CHECK THIS 'ADULTS ONLY' WATER PARK CELEBRATION THAT SHOULD ONLY INSPIRE A BIT OF FEAR ABOUT POOL CLEANING THE DAY AFTER!!!

Here's the word . . .

COCO KEY TURNS 'ADULTS ONLY' DURING SPECIAL EVENT ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND

-- Waterpark to open late for adults 21 and over. --

KANSAS CITY, MO (August 15, 2016) - While most water attractions are closing their doors for Fall, CoCo Key Water Resort is heating up by hosting an Adults only after-hours party on Saturday, September 3rd.

CoCo Key is open year-round with attractions that usually cater to children from 2 to 12. But on September 3rd, the doors will open for adults only and a children's waterpark will turn into literally the 'hottest' pool party.

"We will bring in a live DJ, create special lighting, and make the sure bar is well stocked," said Jeff Hirst, Director of Sales and Marketing. "It's an experience that you can't get anywhere else."

"It's all about the guest experience. Guests staying with us due to our proximity to Kauffman stadium will have an opportunity to participate in something truly unique," said Jason Milbradt, General Manager. "The Adam's Mark Hotel and CoCo Key Water Resort are now independent of franchise restrictions that may have prevented such an endeavor years ago."

CoCo Key Water Resort maintains that safety is always number one. Even during adult-centric and private events they have over a dozen Ellis & Associates certified lifeguards on-duty watching the water . . .
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23 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn, that Sara Jean underwood is causing the blood to rush to my other head.

Anonymous said...

heads up on this party.

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck.cesspool.absolutely fuckin gross..enjoy,scuzz balls

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA BECAUSE TRAGIC ACCIDENTAL DEATHS ARE ALWAYS AN EXCUSE FOR HILARIOUS COMEDY HOW WHIMSICAL

You're a sick man Botello, and when I say that I mean you are mentally ill to think grinding away at this makes you some sort of "told you so" hero. It doesn't.

It makes you look deranged.

Anonymous said...

Adults

Haha

Anonymous said...

Kidult party with a bunch of dirty old Kansas City douche bags trying to put the moves on young girls and women.

Anonymous said...

The girls will be there in force deluding themselves thinking they'll find a future husband somewhere in KC's endless pile of drunk male misfits.

Anonymous said...

What time does the show us your boobs and let's see ya do the lesbian thing for us part start.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Party Time!

Anonymous said...

Will any black people behave showing up with a gun to shoot anyone?

Stephen said...

So this party is seriously titled making light of a 10 year old 's death?! What the fuck is wrong with you people? This is disgusting and incredibly disrespectful. Wow.

Anonymous said...

Do you think anyone but gang bangers and Independence meth whores will be there? Hopefully there will be lots of chlorine in the pool and ambulances standing by.

Anonymous said...

Yes that place is a shithole! Memba da nig clan that got killd last year in da lobby... Shouldn't be any blackie folk in the deep end. We knows dem sumbeotches cant swim.

Anonymous said...

No Coco Key is not making light of a 10 year old's death.

That's Tony's dominion.

He is a disgusting repulsive human being.

Anonymous said...

I sure do hope that no GROIDS are allowed in , if so , I'ma there with a couple of swinger MILFS ! BEATS going to the Plaza , especially the shit hole Diebels , whereas you are sure to get raped and murdered !

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

Sara Jean guards the pool entrance and shows the guys how big they need to be to enter!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah Tony, it really is time to lay off the head or headless jokes ,man
plus the fat jokes ,really in poor taste,dude.
been reading you from the time you started this thing,so i know what its all about.i enjoy some tasteless humor ,myself,or i wouldn't read.but you've take this one to the limit.to tell you the truth it should have never attempted to been made into a funny,anyway..not funny in the least

First Mate said...

Fattie internet losers NOT wanted at this party at this party.

Also, I appreciate the HEADS UP on this event!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

And the truth shall set you free...

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to that downtown pool for yuppie millenial wannabes.

Anonymous said...

Yeah right. I went to one of those things once. The girl in your picture, Leawood Barbie, failed to make an appearance. I ended up getting a blowjob behind the sno-cone stand from some fat blonde skank with tattoos. A week later, there was a sore on my dick. They said it was from germs in the swimming pool.

Anonymous said...

That hotel is a dump and I'm sure the management is a dump too.

Anonymous said...

This party will be mudsharks and coon no matter how many posts Tony the left wing gay loving pussy deletes.