The latest mobile app craze has brought incredible vibrancy to the Country Club Plaza and throughout Midtown area . . . However, just as we predicted, these millennial enthusiasts are often careless and easily fall pray to seasoned crooks on the lookout for new victims.
Proof . . .
KCTV5: Police confirm that multiple armed robberies in the metro involved people playing Pokemon Go.
Deets:
"The Kansas City Police Department says the robberies happened July 16 and July 17.
"June 16 robbery happened at 10:10 p.m. at Sycamore Way and James A. Reed. The victim told police he had been walking when a suspect with a gun approached him and patted him down.
"Police say two victims were robbed on June 17 near the Nelson-Atkins Museum at 45th Street and Oak Street. Five suspects were involved in the armed robbery. The two victims tried to chase the suspects, but eventually stopped. "
And so once again a new tech phenomena has been destroyed by Kansas City's inability to cope with the rising tide of local crime.
Developing . . .
Pokemon Go is secretly a Japanese devil-worship cult. If you play the game more than a couple weeks, you will begin to have dreams about anal sex with Donald Trump.
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ReplyDeletePolice issued a warning. There was also a kid who got hit in traffic as well.
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