TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY COMEDY CLUB KINGPIN CRAIG GLAZER SHARES STORY OF GUNFIRE SURVIVAL!!!



Our pal Craig offers an apropos tale of not-so-long-ago Kansas City gunfire endured in Westport  in the latest installment of his EPIC webseries. 

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  1. Good stuff Craig. I remember the shooting incident and I thought you were brave for coming forward and talking to the media about it instead of hiding and trying to mislead like the current crop of Westport club owners.

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  2. I was shot right between the eyes at Westport. I exited my body and was gone just long enough to get an episode of Ghost Hunters in the can. I was transported to CG's comedy club and I thought I was in hell. When I woke up I was shiting my britches in the rest home and having tea with my dead cousin Marilyn Chambers. I don't think I was tripping like CG, but it was close.

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  3. ^^^ Okay, that's funny.

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  4. Craig, be more gentle with those dogs!

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  5. Was this before or after he went to Nam?

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  6. Glazer's Couch Confessions, Part 5?

    Change of scenery this episode, with leather upholstery making an appearance.

    Speaking of leather, reminds me of the time Craig Glazer got so wasted in San Francisco, that his buddies dressed him up in butt-less black leather chaps and vest and dropped him off in The Castro.

    When he finally made it back to the hotel the next afternoon, it took him a full week to tie up loose ends!!!!!!!

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  7. "Don't worry they were trying to kill Craig."

    I wish they'd tried harder.

    You know it's going to be a shitty story when he starts it and both dogs leave.

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  8. Glazer, Dan Coffey, Clay Chastain. That's all Tony has left. Stay relevant, T.

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  9. it was after nam..this is some hush hush shit .special opps stuff from the war.you wont get glazer to elaborate on it.

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  10. King of Shit, Yes, if shit was gold Craig would be a millionaire no doubt. But we all know what shit is worth, not a damn thing unless you grow mushrooms. I'm sure Don Woodbeck could back the fact that Craig is a pussy and shits himself when the going gets rough and runs like the bitch he is. 8:44 is dead on the money with that break down and is a scene I'm sure was played out nightly while Craig, King of Anal Love, was at Crossbar Hotel.

    Isn't comedy great.

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  11. Please someone help this poor boy. He is suffering, crying out for companionship. He just wishes to be recognized as a human being.

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  12. Look at the gut he is getting, HA

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  13. Good episode Craig. I like that you remember Westort before it turned into a hipster hangout.

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  14. @ 10:14 -

    Good comment Craig. You wish your rat's nest of a club was a hipster hangout. Maybe put on a show with someone besides washed up 50's TV child stars?

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  15. He reminds me of Kris Jenner kinda... Pre Caitlyn

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  16. The only gun he had pointed at him is the one he reached for when he bent over in front of that dude. Tony, cum guy adds more in depth wisdom to this site.

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  17. I like Craig. He has more personality than most of these trolls.

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