Friday, July 01, 2016

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! COURTHOUSE INSIDERS WARN: E. COLI FEARS SURFACE AMID UPCOMING JACKSON COUNTY FREEBIE 4TH OF JULY FESTIVAL!!!



More tragic water deets as we slouch toward the weekend . . .

THE UPCOMING JACKSON COUNTY 4TH OF JULY PARTY COULD BE WARNED BY E.COLI ACCORDING TO COURTHOUSE INSIDERS!!!

To be fair . . . It's a freebie festival that's much more accessible to working families than the City's RiverFest fireworks party but if the price could come later if rain raises the levels of pollution @ Longview Lake as some expect.

Already we hear there have been a few E. coli complaints that haven't made much news and in the run-up to the 4th, Frank White seems exceptionally proud of this project given his weekend pitch. Checkit:



Confirmed with other insiders who want Exec White to do well . . . They might not even have this freebie fest next year but for now we're posting this talk and public health warning to better inform locals who might carelessly swallow so much political party hype.

Developing . . .

11 Comments:

Take Cover said...

Stay out of the water!

Anonymous said...

Carry packs of hand sanitizer wipes for when riding the streetcar.

AJ said...

Don't swallow.

Anonymous said...

Frank is in over his head, he is just another former jock who needed a job.

Anonymous said...

Longview lake isn't so bad but the cigarette butts ruin it.

Anonymous said...

What's that supposed to be a picture of? TKC jacking off into the river?

Trim your bush said...

LOL! He wishes.

That dude has a rattlesnake in hand!

Anonymous said...

Make sure to invite your favorite coons.

You fucker said...

Don't forget the meth sun burnt white trash

You fucker said...

Don't forget the meth sun burnt white trash

You fucker said...

Don't forget the meth sun burnt white trash