Wednesday, July 27, 2016

KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR CRASHES AGAIN ON CROWDED STREET!!!

We've warned about this bottleneck and now the toy train claims another victim and experiences more embarrassing down time. Take a look: KC Streetcar temporarily delayed after incident involving van

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Biggest waste of $100 million. It's down at least twice a week, and it is no faster than walking.

Anonymous said...

They are hiding the actual cost of this poorly designed boondoggle.

Anonymous said...

Thank god for the buses.

All aboard the bus please. You will be efficiently taken to your destination in a fast and timely manner. In air conditioned comfort with plenty of room to sit.

Anonymous said...

Toot toot. Crash. Clunk.

Nothing can compare with fixed rail transport!

Anonymous said...

You stupid fucks (another word for KCMO taxpayers) let your ruling grifters rip off you and the federal government to build his abortion on wheels. Yo. It's like the bus. Only much slower, and for hipsters and our 24 million annual tourists. And a million times more expensive. Unbelievable the shit that goes on in this town.

Anonymous said...

ToyTrain assaults a motivational speaker's van down by the river!

Anonymous said...

The specific streetcar had minor damage, so much so that police don't even consider it an accident by their standards.

Anonymous said...

Tony's Suddenly Bus Advocates sez...


NO bus has ever been involved in an accident, or been late. FACT.

Anonymous said...

Yet, over HALF A MILLION riders. Maybe Tony's Streetcar Jihad just isn't working guys.

Anonymous said...

Toy train needs camouflage paint -to make it look like a douche canoe.

Other drivers will stay way the fuck away.

Accidents will go way down and the hipsters will get a tingle and can make lots of social media posts about it.

Win win!

Anonymous said...

How the hell do you back into a streetcar? This won't be the last accident for the streetcar, especially once the expansion to the Plaza and UMKC is completed.

Anonymous said...

"...once the expansion to the Plaza and UMKC is completed."

Dream on, trolley boy.

Bryan M. Stalder, Esq. said...

All 8 passengers in the van and all 6 streetcar riders are expected to be okay.