Sunday, July 10, 2016

Kansas City: Pokémon GO Play With Yourself



Quick look at a mobile phone phenomena explained for old people and our cranky TKC blog community who want something else to gripe about . . .

On the other hand,  Pretty sure Will Gregory and all of his PR pals are spamming up this thing for the P&L District, the streetcar and all the other taxpayer subsidized biz aligned wit Mayor's Sly's "tech forward" Administration. 

How 'Pokémon GO' Can Lure More Customers To Your Local Business

With old school Internets respect to Ric Romero . . .

Gizmodo: Did You Install This Malicious Pokémon Go App?

The Age: Police warn Pokemon Go players to remember real-world risks

Herald Sun: Pokemon Go raises safety concerns after people walk into trees and revolving doors

BBC: Pokemon Go player finds dead body in Wyoming river while searching for a Pokestop

Turns out, like most things (everything) on the Internets . . . Pokémon GO is mostly an opportunity for pedos and scammers. So be careful and any dude over 35 probably wants to pass on this trend just for safety and dignity's sake.

You've been warned. More in a bit . . .

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You guys need to get downtown right now! A streetcar just got sideswiped by a pickup and it knocked it on its side. Emergency crews are cutting people out with jaws of life and the whole system is shut down. It looks like someone must have died. 11th and Main

Anonymous said...

lolz

Anonymous said...

went down there .everything back to normal,streetcar repaired ,up and running..damn!!
that was quick.another tribute to our first responders and all the folks responsinle for the clean up and the train people for their incredible speed and skill..go kc!!

Anonymous said...

That's a lie, I'm down here right now and the whole system is still shut down while the fire department hoses the blood and brain matter off the tracks. The toy train will be shut down for at least 72 hours while the investigation continues. FACT!

Anonymous said...

The dead tree media is covering this accident up by projecting a holographic toy train traveling along the line and holographic riders. The Star building is secretly a projection device for holographic toy trains. The giant secret projector was paid for with water rate increases. The FBI is in on it, too. Question everything, this is a beta test for the New World Order, authorized by Agenda 21. Sly is a reptilian alien. Jade Helm phase II IS THE STREETCAR PHASE II. Wake up sheeple, the invading army of the galactic overlords is arriving even while I write this, via toy trains from space. All the new downtown apartments are the staging grounds, which is why they are so out of character with the neighborhood. Only massive fields of empty free parking lots can save us, the reptilians are drawn to density so they can harvest our precious bodily fluids. We must deny them our essences.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Spam.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Control Freak!

Anonymous said...

Lofts are the FEMA camps

Anonymous said...

i cant understand why this isn't making the local news ??
its a gory scene down there i guess.my uncle works alon the line .he called me and said FD are doing amputations right on street.said choo choo is on its side many people ejected are now under the damn train!! holy christ ,tony where you at man??!!

Anonymous said...

Pokewhat?

Anonymous said...

http://www.kctv5.com/story/32410689/4-suspects-conducted-armed-robberies-using-pokemon-go-police-say