Saturday, June 18, 2016

THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! CELEBRATE BOULEVARDIA AND BOORISH KANSAS CITY FESTIVAL SEASON!!!



This weekend all of the Kansas City beer drinking $30K millionaires are celebrating their middle-management journey @ Boulevardia and local media is doing their best to hype the booze fest like it's the cure for cancer.

Whilst hot weather good times aren't a horrible thing, this Summer festival season seems exceptionally vulgar given the growing disparity betwixt rich and poor, a divisive election season and rising crime in Kansas City Proper. Sadly, local harsh realities confronting residents every day are well-hidden at KC Summer festivals dedicated to providing modern day Romanesque vomitoriums for the last vestiges of the fading American middle-class.

Sure, anybody reading blogs on a Saturday night probably isn't a social butterfly but we're hoping that there are other people in KC who can see through so many of these festival of gluttony dedicated only to fostering a false sense of community of booze guzzlers and eaters of chili-fries . . . Here's hoping that Kansas City is about more than mass consumption and some sense of social responsibility kicks in for the public at large or at least a reminder for the big-ass Midwestern extra-large public that this is an election year.

And so, tonight's playlist is dedicated to cowtown beer culture and the hope that Kansas City looks just a bit harder to more thoughtful entertainment than middle-aged locals pretending to do keg stands.



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't be a party pooper.

The people need to drink.

Even Bernie supporters would tell you as much.

Dorito Jay said...

The 30k millionaires line is correct, always guessed these festivals were just a trick to get people spending more that they wanted while drunk.

Food trucks are overpriced in KC when hipsters run them. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

@ Boulevardia and local media is doing their best to hype the booze fest like it's the cure for cancer


LMAO! So true

Drink it said...

KCMO Summer is for killing your kidneys.

Anonymous said...

Mom did not give you any money to go out does not mean you need to be mad at people with jobs and a life, Tony.

Anonymous said...

Get a Job!


LMAO! Sez the job slave with a "life"

Anonymous said...

My Liver loves ya !

Anonymous said...

Everything is just the worst!

Anonymous said...

I like beer festival for the stimulating conversation on worldly events.

Anonymous said...

11:05, just keep repeating "libtard, demwit nigger cocksuckers", & you won't even have to pay for own beer.

Anonymous said...

DRUNK Middle-managers are very sad. They should directly to drinking alone.

Anonymous said...

Who pissed in your corn flakes, Tony?

Anonymous said...

Everything is this town is AWESOME and NEAT and anyone who says differently is just a Debbie Downer!

And the cool kids hate the Debbie Downers!!

Go Sporting KC!!

Anonymous said...

So what has Tony done to help the poor? Let's hear it.

Anonymous said...

12:12 has just thrown down the gauntlet.

KC Socrates said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^
I saw a homeless guy reading this blog at the library. Does that count?

Anonymous said...

Must not have been any blacks at this event since so far I have not heard of any shootings or muggings.

Anonymous said...

Kansas City festivals: fat girls with tattoos and not enough clothes.

Anonymous said...

The event certainly didn't appeal to me, but I'm glad Boulevard is doing events and expanding their production. They are also supposed to be building a bad ass visitors center.

Anonymous said...

2:48, That wasn't a homeless guy, that was Crosby Kemper III, the "libertarian" scion of a banking family made rich with billions in corporate welfare from taxpayers, who runs a PUBLIC library.

Wait, was he masturbating furiously under the table and typing about what a genius Patrick Touhey is? Because that guy was Patrick Touhey.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

Some women suck the head off before taking a big gulp!!!!!!!!