Friday, June 17, 2016

SHAME!!! PERFECT VILLAGE PANICS OVER GENTLEMAN'S THONG & POLICE RESPOND!!!

In what is likely THE MOST IMPORTANT KANSAS CITY METRO STORY OF THE DAY . . . Here is a case of "fashion police" in action enforcing arbitrary pool rules whilst one of our least favorite suburbs shows their prudish side. Here's the official story from KMBC after rampant online rumors which reveals a dude in his 40s pushing the limits of good taste in hot weather: Prairie Village police called to pool after man spotted wearing thong

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Just transitioning to the other gender and doesn't want those nasty tan lines. Look for Obama to issue new rules on swimming pool attire.

Anonymous said...

thks, tkc, for posting the funny Borat pic, instead of a 40 yr old dude in a thong..

and no, I didn't click on the link, in case KMBC did.

Anonymous said...

Probably doesn't look as bad in a thong as most of the 20 something fat girls.

Anonymous said...

Send him to jail in that thong.

Anonymous said...

"Send him to jail in that thong."

What crime did he commit?

We don't put 'ugly' people in jail, we put them in insane asylums.

Anonymous said...

I frequent the pool several times during the week and have noticed this person in a thong on several occasions. I have personally witnessed him being escorted by two police officer on that day to which the article if referring to. Look, people must realize that its a public pool that is occupied by a lot of parents and young children. So yeah, if i was a parent and had my kids there i'd probably do something about it. Anyways, glad to know that the pool staff took appropriate measures and kicked this guy out. Sincerely yours, Shadow*

Anonymous said...

He can be asked to leave, but he can't be arrested.

Anonymous said...

glazer is getting nuttier by the day..poor bastard

Anonymous said...

Same old thong and dance? Tell the guy to leave but calling the police makes everybody in this situation look silly.

Superdave said...

Only in PV would the police be needed to deal with something this trivia.

Anonymous said...

Hillary voter no doubt.

Anonymous said...

This is funny! Great story! Sorry for the man's arrest. Kind of think a thong is the least of our worries these days.

Anonymous said...

Puritan prudes! What hicks!

Anonymous said...

The thong-wearing man told police that he was simply ushering in the Obama/Hillary new rules favoring LGBT's to fully express themselves in public.

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL!

Anonymous said...

Good on P.V. for sending the "cheeky" perv "packing" with police escort.

Anonymous said...

Can the perv read? Nasty narcissist too busy looking around for who's looking at him to see prominently displayed rules, or what? Hope the police gave goofus stern warning that a banishment and more awaits him if there's another complaint.

And to the other pandering, pervy pukes...it's NOT PRUDISH...it's GOOD PARENTING...
P L U S--it's the POOL's POLICY!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He will win millions!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Superdave, DowntownDensityDudes would have rushed to ask him for a date. Probably to go for a free "TRAIN" ride.

Anonymous said...

9:55 - What, millions of stares, or sneers?
Ever hear of 'stated policy, rules and regulations' ???

Anonymous said...

TV 4 is showing this story after commercials RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous said...

You mean I can't wear my speedo to the pool ? LAWSUIT!

Anonymous said...

An upscale, enlightened and progressive place like Johnson County should have places where people can sunbathe nude. just about every city on the coast of California does.

This is why they call us hicks.

Anonymous said...

I was there! NOBODY reported he had a black butt plug up his ass and the thong was keeping it in place! Sorry ass reporting.

Anonymous said...

Breaking news: DING DONG IN A THONG GOT A DATE...

...IN COURT!!!

Yep, the thick headed thong guy already got his fair warning last summer, says PVPD. Last week, he got a citation and will be telling it to a judge.