Lucy Collett is teaching all something about body acceptance as we start the morning a new with all these Kansas City mainstream media links. Take a look:
Kansas City Early Morning Crooks Escape
KCMO police search for armed robbery suspects who fled scene
JoCo Traffic Complaints Abound
KDOT makes construction changes in wake of "#$@&%*! mess" on I-35
Metro Permanent Record Embarrassment
Bonner Springs kindergarten teacher resigns after drug arrest surfaces
Working For Golden Ghetto Democracy
Johnson County Election Needs Election Workers
Another Kansas City Metro Last Stop
Flashes of brilliance get lost amid unremarkable music from Dave Matthews Band in Bonner Springs
Metal Detectors For Old School Fans
Major safety change at Arrowhead Stadium greets rock n' roll fans before Guns N' Roses concert
Another Kansas City Comeback
Royals outlast Cardinals for 12-inning win
And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .
Homage to Caption Guy:
ReplyDeleteIn an ongoing effort to stimulate the nation's lagging employment numbers, large metro areas have begun the installation of human bicycle racks modeled after the Lucy Collett pose.
Dave Matthews is absolutely terrible. And stop showing that fat ass Lucy. I can see that anywhere.
ReplyDelete"Bonner Springs kindergarten teacher resigns after drug arrest surfaces"
ReplyDeleteThis woman needs a lawyer. She should have never resigned unless she had a CONVICTION. If she ends up like 90 percent of these first time offenders the charge may well be reduced to a misdemeanor which likely would not have disqualified her from employment.
Did Dave Matthews and crew throw a big bucket of piss on their fans again?
ReplyDeleteNo, not a musical bucket of hot piss of course...which they do at every show. But a literal piss shower on folks like they did a few years back.
"Lucy Collett is teaching all something about body acceptance..."
ReplyDeleteShe is teaching that there is at least one woman on earth with a bigger ass than that mudshark Kardasian.
^^^ And that isn't a bad thing. It's quite wonderful!
ReplyDeleteBack dat ass up Lucy... hmm, mmm....
ReplyDeleteBig ol' Lucy. When she hits her 30s, and her skin loses her elasticity, she'll no longer be a plus sized glamour model; she'll just be obese. No thanks.
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ReplyDeleteLucy has written a tell-all book about the ins and outs of her sex life: ONCE IN A BLUE MOON
Lucy belongs on People of Walmart site.
ReplyDeleteWell Tony she is better than Balonzo in that she swallows, but those farts are fucking toxic.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind our darker brethren taking after sweathog white chicks. Just keep them out of sight and do at least ONE thing for the public good.
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