TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS & LIBERAL SOCIAL MEDIA COVEN THREATEN TO TAKE DOWN THIS BLOG!!!
At a time when Jackson County is in the midst of a jail crisis, the local government entity "accidentally" let a murder suspect loose and complaints about property tax assessments abound . . . Legislator Crystal Williams seems more focused on uniting local politically involved women against this blog.
We understand . . . If not for our KICK-ASS blog community this incompetent and disingenuous FAILED politico would have risen to the level of a Missouri State Senator. Thankfully, because we're in her head . . . Current JaxCo Legislative Chair Crystal Williams lost sight of her campaign goals and was soundly defeated after losing quite a bit of other people's money.
In the aftermath, the unlikable and mostly misinformed Democratic lady has been trolling around a great many events and embracing "girl power" that hasn't helped to propel her past the level of Kansas City political embarrassment.
Now, here's where the story gets fun but I gotta be careful . . .
Some rando on FB is angry about TKC FREE SPEECH COMMENTS over an old news story. We have never named or talked about this person but simply relayed the info of an online report as a public service. You're welcome . . .
All of this is simply prelude to a much more interesting political angle . . . Recently in social media commentary Legislator Crystal Williams offered a bit of anti-blog vitriol . . .
ANGRY AT THE BLOG COMMUNITY, JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR SEEMINGLY DECLARES WAR ON FREE SPEECH GOODNESS AND ATTEMPTS TO RECRUIT FOR HER CRUSADE AGAINST TKC ONLINE AWESOME!!!
I'm absolutely sure this lady politico is talking about TKC here . . . If not, he war against any blog remains noteworthy . . .
"May I suggest that instead of insisting that those of us consistently targeted by the vile misogynist blog ignore it, you all might consider raising a little hell about it in this community? I have talked about it publicly . . . Our friend has countered his bullshit, and we thank her so very much. But that's about it in terms of public or vocal opposition. Why do we allow this in our community? That's the question I can't get answered."
We'll give her an answer right now . . .
REALLY, THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT CRYSTAL??? WITH SO MUCH WRONG WITH JACKSON COUNTY . . . YOU'RE CONSTANT INVESTIGATION IS DIRECTED AT THE TKC BLOGGY NEWS AND LINGERIE/BIKINI MODEL APPRECIATION COMMUNITY?!?!
To make matters even more hilarious . . .
Latina disguised hack Mary Sanchez shares her two cents about bloggy endeavors . . .
"He makes up all of his shit and the vast majority of his commenters..are him. Sick jackass."
Now that's just downright unkind and impolite . . . Donald Trump gets better treatment . . .But I digress . . .
All of chatter has seen just a tiny bit of support . . .
There's some low rent Democratic washout lady promising vengeance after staying silent for years . . . Really hoping that we haven't dated but I can't make any promises. Also, there's a failed blogger signed up for the crusade who recently dedicated 1,000 words to yours truly but only earned a few comments.
And now a point of order and something that's important to report for the public trust like all of the real news links we've tried to pepper in this silly Kansas City blogger beef slap-fight . . .
JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS SEEMS MORE DEDICATED TO INCITING RAGE AGAINST THE TKC BLOG COMMUNITY THAN ATTENDING AND PARTICIPATING IN THE KANSAS CITY CITIZENS TASK FORCE ON VIOLENCE!!!
If she's gonna stand up for the community, she might want to start fulfilling her commitments as an elected official in a far more important capacity.
Remember that Legislator Crystal Williams was appointed to a position on this well-meaning but so-far fruitless committee amid much celebration over the prospect of "community outreach" as a potential solution to the local murder spike. Sadly, the attendance of Legislator Williams at these meetings has been lackluster AND participation overall has plummeted.
It gets worse . . . All of these raging local, extremist ladies are throwing their support behind a myriad of unqualified and forgettable like-minded female Missouri politicos in order to advance their agenda in the upcoming election whilst hoping to ride the coattails of Hillary Clinton into office. On the bright side, their candidates are doing just as badly as these women and their feigned struggle against the hegemony in between visits to Cafe Trio.
Tragically, this is what happens when the witless "progressive" sect of the Democratic Party attempts to flex their muscles and forgets that their constituents aren't really concerned with the divisive culture war or pushing forward silly gender politics. The people of Kansas City have real problems and challenges they're confronting while our elected leaders and Democratic Party divas are playing social media cackling hen games against Kansas City's least favorite blogger.
Like it or not, all of THIS is part of the reason Democrats lost control of Missouri long ago, THIS petty political hysteria contributes to KCMO population remaining stagnant as City Hall remains awash in debt whilst some B-list lawyer has doled out more corporate welfare over the past 5 years than at any other point in 12th & Oak history.
In conclusion, we've got more important matters confronting Kansas City that we want to discuss BUT we'll be happy to address this topic further with Crystal Williams, Mary Sanchez or any other raging KCMO Democratic lady politico over candlelight dinner at the nearest Applebee's . . . Their treat. Natch.
So does this mean that you're voting for Trump, TKC?
ReplyDeleteIf so, welcome aboard. May we see your green card?
I wouldn't take it to seriously T. Crystal hasn't kept any of her promises to voters in the past 5 years.
ReplyDeleteHillary is #Ready to bring TKC and the troll comments.
ReplyDeleteShe has my vote and so does Crystal!!
I wouldn't call Sly a B-list lawyer. You're actually being far too generous with that.
ReplyDeleteCackling hens. Lulz.
ReplyDeleteWe will continue to defy the dictates of political correctness that is designed to stifle debate and demonize dissent.
ReplyDeleteDEAL WITH IT
Coven?
ReplyDeleteYou mean witches?
Yes.
Damn Tony that is the longest article you have written since the tranny horse slapping fiasco. You must have the hots for Crystal Williams.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a Crystal Williams anyway? Is that anything like a crystal dildo?
Will these dopey divas call out others in local media forums? Say, maybe Cashill, Kemper, Vockrodt, Rose, and all others who openly discourse on institutions, individuals and incidents involving figures of the female class. Uh, we'll see.
ReplyDeleteInteresting weekend reading
ReplyDeleteWilliams and Sanchez frantically scrambling to sustain the unsustainable rackets and colossal missteps of the past seven and a half years.
Crystal is a disaster as a Legislator so I guess her next job will be taking down Tony's.
ReplyDeleteWhat have we ever said about Mary Sanchez that wasn't true.
ReplyDeleteWe have let you down tkc...several of us read your blog not for the tig ol bitties but just a place where we can see how the powers that be manipulate our towns media yet we never do anything else to show support besides click click click....the trolls of tkc are just white noise after awhile but the day we lose all platforms to say whatever the fuck we want is the day the rich win....if I could privatize my 3% sly tax I would send it to you....
ReplyDeleteWhat have we ever said about Mary Sanchez that wasn't true.
ReplyDeleteMary Sanchez is being used by Williams I wonder when she will wake up.
ReplyDeleteIf this blog actually represents free speech, I would give it up in return for a new airport terminal and miles of new light rail track.
ReplyDeleteYawn.
^^^^^And yet, here you are day after day smelling farts^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteI suck at life, so I come here to stand up for Tony.
Tony's my friend.
I'd wouldn't fuck Crystal Williams in her ass. Nor would I cum all over her face nor tits. She's not worth it.
ReplyDeleteHere we stand at the winners circle. Winner Road in Methtown.
ReplyDeleteTKC, all the news and bikini's that fit to print.
ReplyDelete"...those of us consistently targeted by the vile misogynist blog ..."
ReplyDeleteShe does have a point. I'm surprised it took these women so long to organize a counter-attack. She is speaking for her constituents, half of whom are female. Women are not second class citizens, & they are not here for to be sexual objects for heterosexual men to droll over.
Most of the men who post here do so because it's a "vile misogynist blog" (the cum guy is fan favorite.) Its also a haven for the racist trolls. Miss Sweety Pie was one of my favorite commenters, but she was black, & after a while she just couldn't ignore the vile, racist, cowardly comments.
A 'free speech zone' will invariable become a haven for bullies. Can these women take down this blog? Probably not. I know of no legal remedy, except to read closely for libel, & sue accordingly.
This would be a better blog, if Tony took responsibility for the comments that HE allows to be posted & stopped with the teenage pinups. While you're "celebrating their hotness", you are also contributing to their exploitation.
Fuck you, nigger lover.
DeleteTony: Your inflated sense of relevance, and what you really represent, is called "distance".
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot of distance.
Your pandering to the trolls helps maintain your click count, but the significance of your blog is diminishing. It's easy to spew anger.
Mary Snatcheese, founding member of Future Mudsharks of America. I sure hope the biotch is as good at delivering papers as she is blowing smoke up every libtard ass on the block. It won't be very long before she will need those paper folding skills to deliver the Thrifty Nickel. Of course with her awesome talent she could land a job folding napkins at the local Cheese buffet or even join the broken down Branson crew on KPTS. Such is the life of a clueless tree hugger.
ReplyDelete1:32 Typical coon rhetoric. You fucking moochers only want free speech when it echoes your speech or it has to do with your getting something out of it. Such an intellectual and open minded bunch carrying on in their quest to make such a substantive contribution to a modern and advanced society.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't these Jackson County "legislators" amaze us and actually conduct some county business that affects the people who live here.
ReplyDeleteA decent, professional, and honest assessment/tax operation might be a good place to start.
Why do the taxpayers keep electing and paying people like this?
I'm #teamtkc. I put up with the half-dressed women that's used on this blog. It's not because I like it. It's because sometimes you neef a reminder that these entitled bitches have and are willing to shame and degrade themselves for money while trying to remain relevant. The depth of their relevance is soft porn, despite having every opportunity at their disposal to be much better. TKC had nothing to do with that. It's past time for personal responsibility. TKC doesn't have any naked or partially naked pics of me to post. For good reason... I have higher standards and values than that. Everybody does NOT have a price.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean "these women" Byron?
ReplyDeleteWho's this Byron Funkhouser asshole?
ReplyDeleteHe's working on his biography called The Queen Of Sting
ReplyDeleteCrystal was beaten running for the Senate, in the area where most progressive live,her shelf life as a politician is not good and now she is picking a fight with a very popular blogger not too smart. Mary Sanchez is making a mistake listening to Crystal she has one agenda her own.
ReplyDeleteOooooowwweeeee, y'all are offending me. Gossip and bloggedy ruuuuuuuuumers, makes me flight to my safe space (Jack - water back). Then I get fighting mad 'bout bloggedy boiz dissin' erruhthang.
ReplyDeleteMike owns Crystal, quick acting like you are a progressive. You are a sellout look at the way Cathy Jolly was treated and she said nothing.
ReplyDeleteCrystal is one of the worst elected officials in Jackson County. She needs to be voted out. She is incompetent and an embarrassment. Get her out of there!
ReplyDelete^^^^ So, TKC is to be disregarded and deemed unimportant by these same who are easily offended, while declaring they want it stopped. Hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteDon't like ready this blog? Fine, don't type in the URL in your web browser and hit enter. Simple.
ReplyDelete2:01 F*©kin' A, tell it!
ReplyDelete2:16 FUNKy lumps loads of people together..."white Europeans", "muddle-class", "heteros", "Christians" while spewing nothing but hate for them.
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM KC BLOG HISTORY
ReplyDelete"I run my blog unit how I run my blog unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat snack cakes 300 yards from 4000 attorneys who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a Legislator's badge, and make me nervous."
-----TKC Editor
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TKC: My assistant will take you by Archival Records on your way back to the Courthouse and you can have all the copies you want.
Williams: [to Girl Power Posse] Let's go.
TKC: But you have to ask me nicely.
Williams: I beg your pardon?
TKC: You have to ask me nicely. You see, Crystal, I can deal with the bullies and the bitches and the threats. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that designer knock-off white mumu and with your Community College mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta ask me nicely.
Williams: Blog Master TKC, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like a copy of the original news story, sir.
TKC: [politely] No problem.
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Blog Community: Crystal Williams, consider yourself in contempt!
Williams: TKC, did you order the Truth Be Reported?!
Blog Community: You don't have to answer that question!
TKC: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Williams: I think I'm entitled!
TKC: You want answers?!
Williams: I want the truth....sort of....uh, maybe this was a mistake!
TKC: You can't handle the truth! Woman, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with blogs. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lazy Legislator? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the easily offended and you curse the Truth Tellers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that some politician's career death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a news outlet, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Williams: Did you order the Truth Be Reported?
TKC: I did the job that was required—-
Williams: Did you order the Truth Be Told?!!
TKC: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!
Jesus!
ReplyDeleteWhat a gentleman
ReplyDeleteHomerun Tony!
ReplyDeleteQuit reading Chrystal. Quit reading Lyndsey. Quit reading Cindy. Quit reading Mary.
ReplyDeleteBesides Heather Hall and Teresa "To Pimp a Subordinate Butterfly" Loar, there isn't a single woman in KC who reads this degenerating and flailing hate-spew blog. In fact, almost no men read it. It's about 10 commenters repeating the same comments over and over to each other. It's a circle jerk, ladies. You're not invited...and you don't want to be.
The attention you grant to these losers only re-I forces their behavior. If you want to be "strong women" (and of the above list on Lindsey Walker has any strength or integrity) then act like it. Don't wade into shit wearing your good shoes.
Does her coochie smell like sushi? I bet Byron's dick smells like sheep coochie.
ReplyDelete@4:35 - Then why can't you take your own good advice? Hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteI am speechless. I didn't know there was actually a Jackson County Legislature. I never hear of them doing anything except absconding with the public's money and trying to pin it on Frank White. Boy I'll bet he is sorry that he ever got into that mess.
ReplyDeleteI really thought the JCL was just a joke people were passing on...Oh it is.
Pfffffffft! A lot of huffin' and puffin' from a couple bitches and don't even know how to swallow.
ReplyDeleteChill, ladies, and don't bother. We've got this covered.
ReplyDeleteWave One was to turn Tony's Kansas City into a racist white supremacist haven, which we did, and we didn't even try that hard.
Wave Two will be about ten times as much fun.
Wave two: cool brews and tasty bud.
ReplyDeleteTo say Crystal Williams lost because she didn't run in a "progressive" district puts Williams in the class of sophisticants.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you 634.
ReplyDeleteLETS BRING IT.
Last time I read TKC blog he was looking for a girlfriend who could write code for him. I guess we've all matured.
ReplyDeleteSHUT IT BITCH!!!! now gt on yo knees an git yo nigga daddi meat down yo throat u boi cunt!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo much weirdness. People need to get over it.
ReplyDeleteim hanging with T , all the way to the goddamn end, which i pray will not come!
ReplyDeleteside note- these bitches can forget about me EVER eating their pussies.
THE DOG COULD NEVER BE THAT THIRSTY !!!
Is it so bad for tone we gotta start praying?
ReplyDeleteThis is a fun thread. I think the only point of it is that we have a defunct legislature and a lot of people who are angry on the Internet. I don't blame TV news for skipping over these topics.
ReplyDeleteIts interesting the "progressives" see working people as "racists" or "uneducated" when working people consist of 90 percent of the US population. This white collar professional cork sniffing class really need to take a close look at the folks they detested all these years since George McGovern started their ideology.
ReplyDeleteI only see working people as racist when they are racist.
ReplyDeleteI only see working people as uneducated when they are uneducated.
But, you keep at it with your black & white world view. I'm sure it helps you make sense of this mad world, even though life is more complicated than you can articulate.
BTW, since you're defensive about being racist, its fair to ask, "Are you racist?"
"Progressives" don't have nearly the cohesion of purpose & thought that you imagine.
Whoever this "Funkhouser" idiot is, must be the biggest moron on the planet. Just read some of "his" crap and it will become crystal clear that a meathead must have authored it. What a fucking jerk!
ReplyDeleteMuch ado about nothing. If Crystal was really ranting about a blog she's wasting her time, to wit, postings in a blog aren't going to change how business & politics are done in KC. You need to bribe the right people, same in any local or national government
ReplyDeleteTony wants the girls to make his tortillas and frijoles, wash his poopy underwear, wear little to no clothes and speak only when spoken to. He's just an old-fashioned Mejicano.
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